Give His Imperial Cheeto-ness a chance? Dude, Michael, can I call you Dick? He started undermining the social contract already Friday afternoon, you dick.

Big day planned on NATIONAL SECURITY tomorrow. Among many other things, we will build the wall!

First of all: Who Cares?!?

I tried advocating alt-handshaking at work today, and then later over beers with friends. People strawman me like crazy for it. I’m not for murdering nazis, just that you can’t win a debate with someone who is spouting logically incoherent racist talking points in lieu of debate. So maybe it’s better to make them…

I like it! But I still feel saying it “looks like a klanrally” has a kind of rancid poetry to it more matching the Cheeto-in-chief.

Yeah, but there’s a glimmer of hope, or two, really; (1) we now know that you can lie so blatantly that even CNN will call you out, and (2) (the size of the crowd matters not one bit); it still is possible to distract Donald totally by hitting his vanity.

I dunno. I dunno if their still sleeping together on the reg or whatever, but I still feel like Bill looks at his amazing partner with admiration and love. If I’m to feel secure saying Melania hates Donald (which I do), i’d also say that Bill and Hillary love and respect each other.

Heh, yeah I remember (I also remember seeing Bill Clinton with a black eye, and I can’t find anything to substantiate that. Maybe I dreamed it, or saw a Faux News photoshop or something?), but that situation was pretty extreme. Their marriage, though they’ve salvaged it, has to have been falling apart.

I’ve only seen a few gifs, really.

Is that a picture of young Donald the Trump? He has not aged well at all.

This might throw the whole thing into sharp relief for her, when Donald is away in Washington weekdays, and she and Barron have Trump Tower to themselves. And then how the dynamic changes when the narcissist-in-chief comes home on the weekends.

I’m listening to his speech now, and I have real trouble reconciling his general statements (in this speech), with his earlier more specific statements, his policy suggestions and his apointees.

Didn’t mean to act high and mighty. I’m from Norway, so the hubris might be genetic. We also, indeed, have a fascist government currently. I hope our next election will correct this. I agree that the whole world is falling apart, and I’m sorry, I thought I was speaking from a place of sadness, and I welcome the…

Trump is like that cousin that ruined all your comic books with blueberry jam and broke all your toys. When you tell an adult it’s all like, “he’s from a broken home, it’s not easy for him”. I guess this analogy fell apart. I feel for you, decent americans. For us in europe, it will be quick with the nuclear…

Statistics are fun. The murder rate in Norway is about 0.5 per 100,000 per year. The US murder rate is at about 4.5 per 100,000. This difference itself is clearly problematic, but lets look at police induced fatalities per 100,000 to really get depressed. Norwegian police has killed 4 people in the past 14 years. With…

I especially loved how enthusiastic Rothfuss got, but then didn’t interrupt! Truly an example to us all.

I was talking to a woman on a dating site, and I mentioned I have a cat who doesn’t live with me. She asked me, “what’s the purpose of a cat that doesn’t live with you?” I replied that he doesn’t require a purpose in addition to being a living being experiencing the universe. Didn’t talk to her again.

Me too!

The more you know. This (factfiend.com) was literally the first google result from ‘Isaac Asimov ass pinch’. I would also add, I heard Sabaa Tahir in conversation with Patrick Rothfuss say that if there’s a scene you’re itching to write, you should write it now, not later, even if you haven’t gotten to that point in…

90 days? That’s like 76 days after I would have left.