You should see the documentary ‘Blackhearts’ to get a glimpse of how Norwegian black metal musicians live day-to-day.

I’d say she’s an international treasure! I’ve had a crush on her since the first time I saw ‘Fuck me Ray Bradbury’.

As an owner of a Surface Pro 4; he’s not wrong. I mean, I love my sp4 for the times when it functions, but if this was a work-laptop that I depended on to do my job, I would go (more) crazy.

And also, again, the problem is not the usage of the word ‘pussy’. It’s completely reasonable to use ‘pussy’ in the right context. Pussy, pussy, pussy! See, it’s just a word. Donald isn’t a bad man because he said ‘pussy’, he’s a bad man because it is likely that grabbing non-consenting women by the pussy is something…

I’m glad people are angry at Donald, but I’m not sure everybody is angry at him for the right reason (Sam obviously is, though; marry me, Sam Bee!) Donald has many flaws, but loving pussy, is not one of them, because it’s not a flaw. Neither is saying the word ‘pussy’. How else would one acquire consent to play with…

I laughed! Coffee out my nose! You owe me a new type cover! :D

There’s also this girl, Trine Ericzon, but she’s local, so I’m totally biased.

This is OT, of course, but I like how his face sort of soda-can-crumples into WTF in your gif there. Elons’ tweet can only be a backhanded compliment, except not really disguised. I try to read it charitably, but that is just creepy AF! (I had to scroll back up three times typing this comment; Is that really Elon? Did…

I dunno, he’s so amoral. It’s like, he seems to genuinely not understand anything of what he’s doing. And then there’s this gem: Q:“How did that diary even get to the press?” A:*chuckles*”Well, we never, we never reveal our sources; that’s the key thing. ‘Cause, you do that, and you’re just betraying all your…

In the immortal words of Chris Pontius, the beautiful relationship between man and beast is revealed; “I’m not into bestiality, but that’s a good-looking animal.”

Given how Tom feels about his height, that comment is absolutely savage! Still, I remember laughing when it aired, and I laughed now. She must have been so happy to get out of that marriage.

I guess Taylor Swift *may* be more “talented” (or maybe just more driven), but Katy seems so much more like a person I could stand to have a conversation with.

You guys realize that 261mph is 420kmph, right?

I think Trump’s Fifth Avenue scenario is accurate though; his voters wouldn’t care. Gary Johnson, he’s... I mean... Damn, he’s dumb, and none of Trump’s shock value. That’s the most shocking aspect of Johnson, to me, the anti-social policies, is par for the course, but how can someone this stupid get this far? I don’t…

I, uh, tempting, but no. A principle is a principle. Bodily autonomy even for orange cock-splats. And it’s not like I’d want Vitalii to be curb-stomped either. But... missing a couple of teeth, or a nice facial scar he’d have to look at in the mirror every morning, so he’d always be reminded that this kind of thing…

This is his thing. I don’t think he’s going to learn. I don’t know what America Ferrera’s (sp? and iirc) security people did to him when he put his head up her dress, but Will Smith definitely bruised his face after an unsolicited kiss. This guy infuriates me. I’m no fan of the Hadids, there are good models and bad…

Seems to be... did they remove gifs altogether? Or is this a region thing? I can only find ‘’store’, ‘recents’ and 'music'. This is behind the appstore button, right?

Hahaha, I remember you getting ‘schooled’! The only people more exhausting than Taytay are her fans.

But Jony Ive’s voiceovers were hilarious! And they introduced the kilomonkey as a measure of performance (the iPhone 7plus does .4 kilomonkeys).

The Donald reminds me of Sonny Landham, and not only because they are both wingnuts, but because like the secret service needs to protect reporters from The Donald, Sonny had a body guard on the set of Predator to protect the other cast members from him.