This sounds like a really bad forum poster, but with 400 million.

Except they almost did go out of business and people rooted against them a lot like they did movie pass.

I feel like we live in the same area as those both played at MY local art house theatre that i used the majority of my movie pass at.  Would throw some of my savings at the concessions stand too when I normally never would so it's a win win.

The main reason i’ve gone to Panera bread is power outages.

The thing with Louis CK I always found funny was how everybody was surprised because of how “feminist” his material was.

As a kid one time I was POSITIVE I had boardwalk, and was freaking out because it wouldn’t come off right. The color looked right from what i could tell, the part of the number was right... my parents thought I was fucking with them.  I was positive though and afraid i was going to rip it and then it wouldn’t count.

that’s the thing. I struggle to see what is enviable about Patrick Batemen.

Is Panera highly rated enough to be overrated? I can’t think of blander meals i’ve had then at Panera.

Fun fact. All plates used to be bread. Then the rich would give their bread plates and whatever scraps of uneaten food they had left to the poor and their servants.

Man, i say yes. After all rape is a pattern. Sure if like David Bowie rapes some 13 year old and the 13 year old is cool with it later, good for her. That doesn’t protect any other 13 year olds in the future though.

The warriors brought in Nick Young.  So you tell me if they care about egos.

I mean. I could SORT of understand Scott Pilgrim and Tyler Durden. 

There is a compromise here.  No dogs and no children under... say 6 in grocery stores.

weed?  No way are most democratic senators pro weed.

I passed on driving to detroit and going to the game where young LeBron single highhandedly destroyed the pistons in the 4th quarter.

I mean, it’s the lords prayer in Swahili. Awesome as it is i feel like it wouldn’t play in 2018.

Recently i got two flights of wines. It was interesting because the two flights were each one type of wine, one was red the other white.

Manager is fired eh?  Guess he did have to explain shit to her.

The best part of this joke is all the people who don’t get this joke.

No one is outraged that obvious racist Foghorn Leghorn is listed so high.