Regardless of how I agree with Beto politically, it would be awesome to see him win because it would drive Ted Cruz fucking insane that the guy he beat just 2 years ago is now the President, which is something Cruz desperately wants to be with every fiber of his being.

I’m more interested in the shitty people who took the bribes. I’m getting tired of this faux-shock “ooh hey look rich people try to bribe people for the kids!” stuff.

Why is it surprising that the Trojans would admit people who shouldn’t have gotten in?

Hercules Capital

You think the cheating stopped once they got in? How are your friends Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and Eater Bunny doing?

it reminds me of this old website from the early 2000s called “A-List” that posted all these rumors about celebrities, they accurately had a bunch of correct ones such as Jodie Foster and Lily Tomlin years before they came out (but then again they were open secret)

Pfft.... That fat little stoat, he can’t even do a Gish Gallop right. He made a limp effort, but Cuomo was waiting for him. Every time he tried to go on his rapid-fire shouty-shouting grievance-listing routine, Cuomo would drop something in his path that caused him to change direction. He brought a garden hose to a…

oh there is a fetish for everything, and the fetish of public sexual self-humiliation is more common than one thinks

I applaud David Irving for addressing the matter so openly and directly. Frankly, I was expecting him to deny everything.

Retired FCA guy here. I once spent 6 weeks driving around the Midwest launching the Caliber to our dealers via presenting a half day training module to the entire dealer staff on the showroom floor.

BUILD THAT SPHERE. BUILD THAT SPHERE.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

You know what they say about polls. 90% don’t represent an accurate subsection of the population. 43% are used for the poller’s own goals. 65% don’t ask the right questions. 3% are good. 56% of respondents were promised free pizza. 79% don’t live in philly. 12% make frivolous claims. 100% get results. 69% gronk. 1%…

It’s almost as if I covered that in my post.

Weird.

When people refer to Antonio Brown as a “distraction” maybe they’re referring to his bleached mustache. I seriously can’t focus on a word he says, because I’m just staring at the platinum Caterpillar.

His teammates are gonna get him a $100 gift card to Pho Q at season's end.

The Celtics drama is really missing a good, insane, food-related angle. Like Al Horford is eating a bucket of KFC at every halftime, not washing his hands and greasing up the ball. Or this all started because Kyrie insists on pronouncing pho properly and is correcting his teammates all the time. Just something…

The South Harmon Institute of Technology

That was sweet.