Tell them it was your evil twin! - Tyler Hamilton

“Blood doping? No, it’s cool, this is heroin.”

Oh, I absolutely do not discount their effects; I live just across Erie from you, and we’re dealing with many of the same impacts on the southern shoreline (seriously, I’d have a sight line on the lake were there not a couple of houses in the way). The ice jams on the local river that feeds into Erie have been…

Damn, if Trae Young’s look at the back of Kris Dunn was worth a second technical, the the looks LeBron is giving his teammates in that loss to the Suns are worth prosecution at The Hague.

Buy! Buy! Buy!

BRB, investing in popcorn futures

LeBron: “I want to go to LA. I want to go to LA when it has a team that can make it to the championship. This is my dream.”

Actual footage of a scout asking the important questions to hopefuls at the combine.

It’s weird that they don’t even ask the relevant questions like “how far can you punt a football?” and “if a body is dumped in an industrial park in Palm Beach County Fl, how long does it take to drive to North Attleboro, Ma?"

One day, I will achieve my dream job of being the guy who writes NFL combine questions. I’ve been keeping a notebook for years. A few samples:

Is this a wild take though?

I realise the snarky crime prevention bit is likely a dig at Deeney having been to prison for assault, but I don’t think he’s saying is as black and white you’re alluding to.

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

So, not this?

If only there was a rule that existed that Vlad Jr. could only bat in games, while working on his fielding and physical aspects.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling around this country over the last 4 years. People want to work for what they get.

Feckless says what again?

“White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders dismissed the reports in a statement to the Journal, saying, Cohen was a “disgraced felon.”