Of course there weren’t any fans in the stands. There wouldn’t have been any concessions to offer. Plus, with the quality of that pitch, the fans would probably end up on the field, eating it.

Personally, I've tried yogurt and can tell you I don't need some Deadspin idiots to tell me what yogurt tastes like. They should promote the food with gold flakes one more cause it'd be more fitting.

It was the echo chamber of echo chambers. Countless comment sections that were an imitation of the last and more unique images of cartoon tomatoes than one needs to be aware of in their lifetime. I sometimes wondered if some of the "tomatoes" were completely misunderstood. There was a mob mentality at times.

Splinter was the only place I was ungreyed but I could never bring myself to make comment because whenever I did it was a deluge of shit lol 

The Popes favourite teams ranked:

The British are as confounded as the rest of us by this turnover rate as they would expect a professional athlete to gross a much, much higher rate.

What happens first? Concussion for the seat in front or unwanted groping of the groinal region for the seat behind?

NFL is gonna gave to change this rule. Can’t have a fair catch kick when they can't even figure out the fair catch catch.

But that wouldn’t be very shitheady then, would it?

Peace out dude, gonna miss your clairvoyance on the myriad of shit we navigate through on this world during this life. Be well.

Is WedMD a new dating site for finding doctors?

The diverticulitis must be spreading.

What I find most amusing about this whole mess is that Zelensky is a comedian that was on a show where he played the president and people thought he was so good that he decided to throw his hat in the ring and won the damn thing.

Bolsonaro, in the Amazon, with a blowtorch.

I didn’t know Charlie Kelly had a burner and knew how to spell. Go back to huffing paint and conspiracies about Pepe Silvia. I will dismiss your future logic leaps but leaving these ones so the world can see you are not just an idiot but the incredibly stupid variety. Like, as in, the type of idiot that idiots can…

You are a stupid idiot if that’s what you got from my opinion on the leaders. He’s not ready, as in, he doesn’t have the political experience to lead a country yet.

Yeah so Jagmeet Singh seems to have great ideas but literally was not a federal politician until after he became party leader and that was through a byelection. So he’s definitely not ready. And as much as it’d be great for the Greens to hold some power, Elizabeth May is too preoccupied with holding her individual seat…

Ok so what fucks me up with this is that Andrew Scheer has candidates that have expressed outwardly bigoted sentiment, apologized, and he says its cool they didn’t mean it. Now the PM is revealed to have done the same and that poor judgement is intolerable. 

This has nothing to do with anything but I'm pretty sure if Joe Biden became president he'd be the "Leslie-Nielsen-in-Scary-Movie-3" type of president.

This is the guy that also rated the Bluth Company “Don’t Buy”. What a stupid, terrible piece of advice that was.