So, it seems like (according to the linked article) the contamination was found to have originated from a private well of a home not connected to JWCs water supply. Regardless, the policy when any coliform is found is to put out a boil water advisory.

No shit . Two guys went to jail after the Walkerton water crisis north of the border which killed 6 ppl. And that outbreak also lasted 4 days.

Super happy to see some tips/pitches getting in here.

Phil won these burgers for himself, let's be honest.

Knowing the commentariat, Bear Spiker has good odds to go deep. Old wounds never heal. 

Idiot, I literally say not really immediately after. You even quote that. Did my omission of /s confuse you? And are you trying to flip my sarcasm into an argument about how people unsarcastically saying “fuck em” actually makes my sarcastic response equivalent to their attitude? And do you read everyone’s comment…

So, announcement, I’m a farmer (in Canada). I can’t help but feel really bad for these folks. And all these commenters saying fuck em they voted for Trump blah blah blah I hope your house burns down (not really, just find some sliver of empathy you turds).

Tom, can we get a Dead Letters, failed pitches edition?

I have this strange obsession with John Kerry’s face that makes me ask the same questions you are. Particularly, when the point of reference is double black eye Kerry and you look at before and after photos.

Went to Minneapolis a couple years ago to watch the Jays. Can confirm. For a team that only brings 25k ppl into the stadium for a nearly meaningless game in May the security did a bang up job at ensuring no one saw the first inning.

Even Australia’s children are poisonous now eh?

Bold strategy, Cotton..

Kelly Anne Conway is facing the same dilemma. Looks like she’s wearing a snuggie in the header image.

They’re gonna get swept by the god damn Pistons.

In the other universe, where everyone is healthy, LeBron insisted on 75% usage, Lonzo got grounded by dada and wasn’t allowed to leave his room until he hit 5 free throws in a row, Rondo fought everyone while keeping that signature smirk of his, and the Lakers are still Butt.

Beto be like:

That's two thus far Le Comte de Brûleur.

Maybe it can be shortened if MLB reduces the number of bases by eliminating the first and third base and each batter continued hitting until they were out and each batter only hits once in a game....

But what about the other wife what’s she up to

Is.....Is that team named after the Big Mac??? Is their mascot a hamberder????????