Wouldn’t at all be surprising if this 3 batter rule actually prolongs games. Some pitcher dude’s gonna get blown up and then the next guy gets blown up and before you know it we’re in nuclear winter where there’s no two way position players and teams dip into their starters but they only have two minutes to warm up…

So the skateboard guy who lost to the the alien looking Canadian guy that got completely wrecked by the incompetent turd who went on to take the helm as the president is putting himself up for consideration in the race to cannibalize the Democratic nomination?

31 seconds but I'm at work and couldn't hear it

Unrelated, and not a crime (I don’t think?), but my gf is a PSW at a nursing home and one of her client’s sons posted an ad on Craigslist (of course) looking for someone to help him around the house. He was going around the home asking everyone if they could spread the word for the job he was offering.

Just some thoughts. Cuomo’s laugh as a response was awesome cause he then still made an effort to back up his reflex.

Ref: Out of bounds. Thunder ball.

Billionaire....entitled....white person....arrogant...

Here’s my (uneducated, but experienced) take. CBD can get you fuckin stoned dude. And here’s my reasoning behind that.

Don’t forget the see-through. Gotta have that.

You know what they say about polls. 90% don’t represent an accurate subsection of the population. 43% are used for the poller’s own goals. 65% don’t ask the right questions. 3% are good. 56% of respondents were promised free pizza. 79% don’t live in philly. 12% make frivolous claims. 100% get results. 69% gronk. 1%…

Please, god, if there is a god, make this a thing.

Had to drop down here when I saw Brown’s bleached mustache. 

Remember when Kinja would let you tag a photo? Those were the days...

Don’t disregard the effect these storms have on the northern states and border areas as well. The freeze/thaw cycles that have occured the past two years are not typical. Last year in particular skipped spring and went straight to summer.

“Where do you get off?”

It’s weird that they don’t even ask the relevant questions like “how far can you punt a football?” and “if a body is dumped in an industrial park in Palm Beach County Fl, how long does it take to drive to North Attleboro, Ma?"

It’s almost like it’s Deeney’s fault for thoughtfully and honestly answering the interviewers unanswerable questions.

Caroline might want to consider taking a course on fire extinguisher safety. It clearly said pull to open, not break glass before using.

Once I was with some friends walking some logging trails up in Northern Ontario when a local came out to tell us that he saw a bear about 400 yards down track and that we should clear out of the area. We never saw the bear, but we were high on mushrooms, so it took us all day to get home since we thought we could lead…

I’m fairly certain that the word they were going for in the second one is asinine. But, hey, as far as sounding it out goes, assonying is creative to say the least.