“Hamberders”? Next he’s going to proclaim that he and his trusty sidekick, Ponton, have found the pink panther diamond.

I believe it may be a reference to Arby’s (?) and the fact that you can get 4 items of food (mental emphasis on “items”) for 4 dollars, which results in a 1.000 batting average for diarrhea. So, sure, sports.

He’s like the castaway version of Brook. Someone get this man a damn Spalding while he patientily awaits rescueing from Bench Island.

Usually, when I overeat on this scale, I end up with burning runs coming out of my Enes.

Can’t wait for the Trump border wall to be complete i.e. a wall around the big orange demented baby that some call president.

Mugshot? More like plugshot, amirite!?

Basketball is still a young sport if you consider the history of the NBA compared to the NHL or MLB. I’m sure they’ll sort things out with the referrees and the travels and the threes but i can’t wait for the eventual 4 point line, and changes in the fly, and coaches challenges, and trampolines and whatnot.

Duelling pistols would be fun. Basically if he wants to live by the NRA, he can die by the NRA. Cause I can guarantee you give him a flintlock and he’s gonna a) shoot his dick off b) grandstand about how it’s a disgrace that border patrol has to use such antiquated weaponry c) lose and just fucking die already.

What a cock block.

I'm Brianna Clark?

It would be like the writer saying to a prospective viewer that they’d get a nice big sub sandwich if they watched the show and then the sandwich was full of shirtballs (I’ll be honest I’m only replying to work in the shirtballs. They’re a real son of a bench. Not trying to say the writer themselves was an ash hole or…

The spoiler alert should be at the top of the article when Michael is referred to as a demon.

This is golden book material. Call it Trump Derangement Syndrome with a tinfoil cover to catch their attention. Then, make 100 pages of glossy large print juxtaposing the tweet in question and the timeline by which he did the exact opposite of what he said. Pretty sure people have already done the research and dug up…

Jeez, Brexit just seems less and less likely to happen given all these road blocks, don't it?

Well then where the hell are the mutated seabass!

Mr. Speaker, if I may add one more thing to this whole ordeal, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE: RABBLE, RABBLE, RABBLE? RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE - RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE…

That’s Vaseline. Petroleum byproduct, gotta support the constituents.

Why didn't he unbutton his jacket? This has preoccupied me.

I wanna know more about this smoke filled office. Seems like an easy in, just spark a dart and hack away.

They're called grocery stores and you don't even need ID!