They were awful this year.

Alternate comment: maybe we should just plan a parade and see how it all plays out.

WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF MISFORTUNE TELLER

Well this has just gone downhill hasn't it

The computers will never silence me.

I regressingly wish to inform you that the former is (auto)correct.

Just further evidence that a subsection of humans are regretting toward Neanderthal status.

If there was a team-by-team fan competition for tic-tac-toe in March madness bracket format, what teams are ranked highest and who ya got coming out on top?

The wierd thing about the city of Calgary and them having a team with good goaltending is that as long as they make the playoffs they could end up in the cup final on momentum alone. 2004 comes to mind specifically.

“You idiot! You're supposed to run into the opponent's key with less then 2 seconds on the clock! You just lost me ten large!"

Remember when Dwight made a second Second Life?

Well, I have a manure tank on my farm that has a flat and a set of those flotation tires costs $6400 so I think that I know how this feels.

And with this hearing, the top result for “crackpot looney religious asshat” has just become Steve King.

“But I would guarantee you our primary focus is to try to win a world championship in 2019" said every general manager, ever.

Let me be more clear. None of them are truly fiscally sound. One does tax breaks and costly program cancellation and the other fails to hold corps to account with tax increases and are rampant with the introduction of ‘new’ programs.

Not a writer. Have to defer watching a bunch of twitvids until after work when I'm good and stoned.

Hard pass.

I vote in Canada. Appreciate the sentiment.

Next time I have an important decision to make, I’m going to go to my local senior centre and let them choose for me.

Honestly, if Gary Busey brings his Busey-isms, I’m down.