I hope no one tries to grab the HoR mace cause they'd probably be confused as a violent criminal with a deadly weapon and shot by security or a representative from Texas or new mexico or some other batshit cray state

Clearly you only have a rinsta, not your fault.

I wouldn't celebrate with blow...maybe mushrooms or MDMA if you're feeling like you're in a good place. Blow will just remind you about the reason for celebrating for three days after celebrating while making you crave the celebration all over again.

I worked for a company that sold software to the care coordinator and mental health assessment providing clinicians. It seemed there was a motivation for fewer community based people to see more individuals across a larger area. The flaw was in trying to be toooo evidence based to the point that there was a lot of…

Has anyone found out if Scott Free has succumbed to his crushing injuries? Having a whole Cohen family on you might cause some injuries.

But what about the first album? 

Solid as a rock!

I love this bar is at least a half decent song whereas Kid Rock is only famous for ripping off Warren Zevon and Lynyrd Skynyrd and appearing on that one episode of The Simpson’s and being the dirt in Joe Dirt.

My hairline would give people the impression that I’m Stephen Breyer.

But how much of this money came from the sale of organs obtained from dying children. That’s what the world, as I am, must truly be wondering.

Or a nose job that looks like one of those movie prosthetics designed to fit over the real nose.

He’s like Canada's Carmelo Anthony.

In New Jersey, the object thrown is referred to as "treasure".

Can we expect this kind of in depth analysis on other Dead Letters?

Something tells me that the ref is not familiar with The Bee Gees.

Sounds like he’s come to the realization that he no longer has a dick to shoot off so what’s the point.

The 0.1% of parasites that will be consumed during the apocalypse concern me.

The 0.1% of parasites that will be consumed during the apocalypse concern me.

Good insight, I realized I was way off when I looked it up after and realized it was popular in the 1930s.

If they’re buying him as a brand, they must have got him out of the bargain bin at Walmart.

I thought The Troubles ended in the nineties.