I added to my theory, but it doesn’t seem to be here, even though I click “Show Pending.” Either Kinja is being annoying (again), or I’ve hit too close to home?

Omigosh, I came here precisely for this. Two words: Accidental pregnancy.

Replacement by the 2018 model (now with simulated affection)?

200th face lift

Melania Trump had surgery today for a “benign kidney condition.” The president dropped by for a visit, which I’m sure she found soothing.

Only a mother can look at that chinless, oily, icky, creepy sack of garbage and call it good looking. I hope he gets her something nice tomorrow.

Okay, BUT: no profanity.

I feel the need to share this often. So here we go. Obligatory:

Any time a politician says we need to work together, he means YOU fuckers need to do things OUR way.

I listened to that podcast and loved it. Looking forward to season 2 about the Clinton impeachment, which, to be fair, isn’t anywhere near as interesting, but the first one was well done.

Impossible. Those dudes were bad, and were reincarnated as dung beetles and fruit flies.

Or he could always be lackluster on NBC, like too many of his cousins have been able to do.

While reading Dirt Bag, a commercial came on stating all of this. Gross.

He was kicked out of the mainstream media after it came out he grossly exaggerated the dangers of covering the Falklands War, after several female reporters pointed out he was nowhere near any actual fighting.

You can just see the Tic Tacs CEO opening the paper or watching the news that morning and going, “Are you fucking kidding me??”

God could you imagine seeing Trump coming in for the kiss?

YEP! My skin still crawls despite the many times I’ve heard this in the last 1+ years. Apparently I can’t get used to it, despite the exposure therapy of the daily news. I am ok with that, because this type of shit will never be normal, despite the attempts of the GOP to normalize pathological and predatory behaviour.

This is really helping my diet, too nauseous to eat now.

what was this in reference to? The date corresponds with the access hollywood tape, but was there some specific tic-tac reference I’m forgetting from that time, or were they just dunking on trump for fun?