Melania is fine, sure, whatever. But what about her replacement Melanie?

Norman Reedus looks like he does not bathe on a regular basis.

Hmmm. I’m betting if people went out on Twitter and called Harris Faulkner an ape, she wouldn’t consider it a “joke.”

I thought this was going to be about Spicy’s wife leaving him, no longer able to take the shame and embarrassment of being married to a man such as this.

Who cares what zombie Avril does, am I right?

Yeah, but I mean those witches were women, and I heard they weren’t even hot, so...

Nick Lachey is the luckiest guy in the world, by all rights he should be selling used cars in Ohio right now.

I can see you added to it.

Be Best!

C’mon, I didn’t ask for reasonable responses. Do better! ;)

So what do we think Melania is really in for?

Haven’t you heard? Junior doesn’t have five kids. Vanessa has five kids and can’t get a new man. Junior is just a successful, good looking guy who has no trouble getting the ladies!

Ladies, try to react to things in the calm, non-emotional, rational manner that men do like by starting a war or going on a shooting spree.

Don’t misunderstand, I’m not defending her stepfather. I don’t remember her saying any of that stuff in the ‘90s. She made it out like he was a great guy and cried on TV about the media “trying to take her father away” from her when she got caught conning people that she was native. She said she took the name as sort…

Well, what do you expect? Eileen Edwards co-opted her dead stepfather’s culture as a gimmick to sell herself as a native person. Con woman likes conman.

Whenever some politician talks about uniting the country, I just roll my eyes. That is another phrase that should go the way of thoughts and prayers.

The way she dodges and rubs his arm is very practiced, she’s done it before. Ladies, we should all learn this move.

Slate has a podcast called “Slow Burn.” Similarities can be striking. I swear some of the politicians and participants from the Watergate era have been reincarnated for the Trump era.

Oh, lord, I’d forgotten about that stupid exclamation point.

Good. Hope he loses. He can sit home and eat saltines with daddy.