As Americans are wont to do, they are conflating having money with intelligence.

Admittedly, I know very little about the Jonas Brothers other than recalling their cringey ‘purity rings’ period, but for some odd reason this dude always gave off creepy vibes to me, so I doubt I’d be too shocked to hear any weird news about him.

Let’s break this down for the deliberately thick:

Sounds like you’re a dumbass then because Drew Barrymore’s mother absolutely took drew to the Hollywood after parties, you can see the photos. And there have been articles on here to with similar stories, so don’t @ me unless you have actual substance instead of trying to low key slander me you little goof.

Yeah, this is just the kind of shit Conan said.

Not saying he didn’t know anything, but it definitely is in line with his usual stuff.

Btwn this clip and the Fallon stuff from yesterday it’s an even bigger shame that Conan wasn’t kept as the Tonight Show host. Freaking Zucker.

Yeah, sure. The press forced Pitt to sit down with Diane Sawyer and tell her to ask his wife why he wasn’t a father yet. He was constantly whining to the press about the soccer team he wanted.

His smear campaign is disgusting. Not a surprise that he ran to the usual places where misogyny reins supreme—TMZ, Page Six and The Daily Mail, but I would like to mention that People Magazine, a magazine devoted to a female audience, seems all in for him too. They have regurgitated the whole sordid mess with quotes…

Joe Jonas must have done something unspeakably bad to be going this hard in the media over what should be an average celeb divorce.He also has a history of being super shitty towards his ex-girlfriends. The way he ran his mouth about Ashley Greene should send any woman running far away.

The Jonas Brothers always struck me as three lobotomies. I dunno, is it just me? Something important seems to be missing. Never understood how someone as dazzling cool as Sophie Turner married one of them.

Kid may be a PITA, but smart, and I hope his family sues DeSanctimonious and wins big!

I always found it odd when republican politicians, like Sarah Palin, would gripe about “gotchya” questions. Like, excuse me, but becoming president means having to answer even more difficult questions without resorting to such antics much less over one coming from a 15 y/o boy.

So the Ivy League lawyer is only able to deal with boiler plate questions unless the person asking them is in chains; got it. What a useless, gutless piece of shit (Desantis I mean).

I’m curious, what is your main point? That it’s ok DeSantis refused to answer because some people won’t care about Jan. 6 in 10 years?

It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone by this point that DeSantis is a fascist thug who apparently retains a fascist security squad. What democracy-minded American in their right mind would vote for this loathsome creep?

You do know that he only wears clothing with his campaign brand on them. Fascists love them a good branding.

Move on? This wasn’t a natural disaster, it was a concerted action, planned and executed by criminals and terrorists. We will move on when they’re in jail.

Uh...did you support January 6, or, failing that, spend months kissing the ass of the guy who organized and hoped to primarily benefit from January 6? No? Then you don’t need to justify it. Ron DeSantis does.

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I can’t see any comments, even if I click pending. Good job, Kinja.