Hey, I don’t think it would be that strange to see the Antichrist coming from somewhere in America, so you never know...

They do not, however, crack the foundations of houses several miles away.

If God didn’t mean for us to reveal the gender of fetuses with massive explosions, then why did he have Jesus invent gun powder?

As an Aussie, it is my duty:

So... just regular summer then.

Clearly, the point of the story is he is a dick. And I never said he was my friend because he is not - he was my assigned roommate.

Think of all those hot blurry photos of dudes sitting in the drivers seat of their truck wearing wraparound sunglasses.

Your friend sounds like a bit of a dick...

I, for one, have always dreamed of getting matched with somebody who got their education at the School of Hard Knocks.

An Israeli moving into someone else’s space without permission? Surely you jest.

Considering the character he’s playing, it’s kind of art imitating life isn’t it? Including the vapidity.

I like Henry Cavill, but I’m worried that he’s too emotional to handle a leadership position (especially at a certain time of the month).

Hanks but no Hanks.

While it has undoubtedly produced some ace flicks - aside from the ones mentioned in the review, Straw Dogs and Falling Down spring to mind - each day’s headlines move us further away from “Ostensibly normal white man has a bad day, goes apeshit” as a tenable movie pitch.

I don’t even order. I just ask what their specials are and then burst out crying when none of them are me.

I hear Ben Shapiro is the guy to contact when this happens. Maybe Piers can costar in that movie with Gina Carano.

I’m gonna stick with ‘never, ever, lock your penis in a cage’ because that is good advice.

Nothing wrong with consensual BDSM. Inviting the Internet over to participate, on the other hand, was a bad idea.

up until just a few moments (and a google search) ago, I was happily ignorant that such devices existed.

The guy who voluntarily locked his dick in an object that connects to the internet does not have any wisdom to share.