toooldforthiscrap
Toooldforthis
toooldforthiscrap

Have you already forgotten the uncanny valley hellscape that was Cats!?

That was my introduction to Gaiman, all those long years ago.

Anna Paquin didn't win an Oscar for no reason

Nobody has ever earned a good night's sleep as much as he has

I don’t think I’ve ever been as full of anticipation and anxiety for the results of an election here in Australia. Or as emotional as I was when the results came through.

Thus far the Republicans have voted in a vocal qAnon fan, a troll and an actual dead man.   The bar has been lowered so far a pit has to be dug for it

Indeed.  If I had to imagine boning any of them, it would be George.  Paul is my favourite, but he looks too much like my father for that to be a thing.

I think Lorne has been the biggest hurdle for a lot longer than just this year.

The list is automatically made reduntant by including something that tastes like Swiss Miss at number 5. Swiss Miss is cloyingly sweet rubbish. I can no longer trust the judgement on anybody who created this list

I appreciate what you are saying, but you’re a regular Joe (a rampant assumption, I know), so this is not a diplomatic issue, just a personal one.

This speaks vastly more to the way studios work these days. Spending ridiculous amounts of money on franchises, making deals where ‘x’ number of films need to be made, decisions being made based on the responses of test audiences, etc. It’s come to a point where so much money is being spent on films that studios feel

She’s what? 27 now? Yet her songs show the emotional maturity of a teenager. She’s a mediocre pop artist at best but a bloody fantastic marketer.

Jam on raisin toast is actually quite nice. I only know this because I once made raisin toast at work before I discovered that some bastard had eaten my butter and the only other choice I had was strawberry jam.

Only if you’re an asshole.

This is the “logic” of anti-vaxxers. We’re happy to let infectious and deadly diseases proliferate and risk the lives of many, many children because we believe that vaccination causes a non deadly condition, despite the fact that studies that we funded ourselves don’t support this claim.

Your mum sounds awesome! If I still smoked, I would love to have a hit with her!

I have six nephews, a couple of god children and they and all of my friends kids call me by my first name. No Aunt or Auntie in front of it. No Ms or Miss Oldforthiscrap. I’d find it weird to be called anything else. It’s my name.

They did indeed (I appreciate you calling me a kid. I’m 46, so I’ll take the compliments where I find them!). The cd thing was purely an act of immature retaliation.

I used to love chopping my weed on the cover of my mother’s favourite cd, which was the Mormon tabernacle Choir.

She’s coasting these days, isn’t she?