Sorry Madonna, but you never look like you’re having fun. (Which is why I never feel jealous of you.)

Christ, the vast majority of everything on Gawker media is clickbait, and you’re complaining about someone who actually put time, effort, thought, and background knowledge into their piece.

Back about 15 years ago I use to stop in at a local McDonalds for breakfast a couple times a week. I would get there maybe 20 minutes before the switch from breakfast to lunch menu, and after a bit I noticed something that went on just after the switch. The staff would pull all the remaining breakfast sandwiches off…

You’re exactly right; they’re running a BUSINESS. So if the food is being paid for, they shouldn’t give a flying fuck who is receiving it.
Have you ever been homeless or known someone who has been homeless? You’re showing an amazing lack of empathy in your post - it sounds like you think just because something is…

Nope. No no nope. Doesn’t matter. If people want to buy them food, let them buy them food. If the lady ends up with 17 hamburgers, so be it, it’s paid for and she got it fairly and legally. How do you know she wasn’t trying to get as much as possible for other homeless people, or maybe she’s just fucking hungry for 17…

Sooooo, I work downtown southern urban city. There is a mental health hospital, and a train station, close by downtown. When people get released from the MH hospital and they have nowhere to go, the powers that be take them to the train station. And they are forever known as the downtown homeless.

I agree. Wigs, too.

I saw a rumor floating around that Benicio del Toro has promised to show up in heels to protest this fuckery. Please let this be true.

Are you actually making the argument that a woman in an evening gown and flat shoes is roughly equivalent to a sloppy man in board shorts and a muscle tank? Because if so, then you need to go back to the drawing board and find a new thought.

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.

Please, if you can, be picky about what you buy. I know that not everyone has the luxury of buying free range only but, if you do, please exercise this choice. Consumers have buying power and it’s worth exercising this for the benefit of both the animals and farmers.

Also, the Kinsey scale itself is a bit flawed. It’s better than the straight/ gay binary, but it doesn’t address the complex and fluid nature of sexuality.

Coming out as bi is painful because there are SO MANY horrid assumptions people make. For many people, the only association they have with bisexuality are those drunken “girls gone wild” scenarios and they will immediately assume you are promiscuous. Then you will either be shunned. Or you will have to endure being…

My own life is of no interest to anyone else. Or maybe it is. But I certainly have no interest in putting my own thoughts and opinions out there.

Stassa, please fix the penultimate thing - I’m cringing with embarrassment for you right now.

I assume charades or some shit.

Don’t leave us hanging... what does Jimmy Fallon consider the “ultimate” in late-night comedy then?

Good. I was afraid I was going to be “that guy” and make the correction. You make me look better and I thank you for it. I think I saw this incorrect usage here last week as well. I just couldn’t let it slip past again.

Wait, I thought “penultimate” meant “second to last”?

I love how according to the cable news people some kind of “trend researchers” found out this is a hot new thing women are into. I want to see the methodology for these studies they’ve conducted, and how they determined women all got together and decided to think the same thing. Because I never got an invitation to…