Mean Girls is okay, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Heathers.

Generalizations contribute nothing to discourse. I’m a white, female waitress who has had many bad experiences with black men, but also with Arab men, and black women, and yes, other white women. I don’t know if there is a single demographic that I have’t had at least one bad experience with.

Who is amber rose?......Who are you? Who is that houseplant? Who is a chair?

What’s it about?????

Real tragedy about what happened to her shoulder.

I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

While they are not the same color (Kitten and Brulee aren’t), WnW has loads of other awesome shadows. Wet n’ Wild is widely found in US drugstores and grocery stores. They have seriously upped their shadow game, and their shadows are heavily pigmented. They come in singles, trios, and pans of eight for ridiculously…

I’m like, 12% jealous, 88% this guy’s a tool.

Yes! Urban Decay X is close.

Mine too. He claims anatomically that its uncomfortable. But when I had him do it, he said it was because he had to use his thigh muscles to keep his legs together and that was uncomfortable. He could get his legs to parallel without squishing his balls, but keeping them there required effort. MUSCULAR EFFORT. Like,…

Other issues demanding addressing:

Not terribly related, but:

Oh, oh, Oh!!11!! /waves hand frantically

Yeah, but there’s no incentive for the makeup artist to go any faster. The more time she spends on the face, the less time she has to spend aimlessly wandering the store, asking people if they need help! It’s got to be the most fun part of the job.

To: Mother Nature

Soooooooo creeeeeepy.

You must not come here often.

Someone asked last week why the Mall Makeover series even exists, suggesting that these are inherently uninteresting. THIS right here is more than enough justification for this to exist (just to be clear, I love this series and enjoy every single article).

The woman with arthritis in her toes is loving those sandals, the clutz is seeing all the crap I will snag on those rhinestones while walking in them. 😕