Am I the only one who heard the news about the Full House biopic and thought, “Yep. End of Days.” I’m off to stock up on tinned goods and toilet paper.

Many years ago now, I had worked late and was half way through my walk home when I realised that I would need to try and find a bathroom as I wasn’t going to make it all the way home. Most of the shops were shut by this time but happily, a posh homewares store was having a pre-opening, invite only party. I slipped in,…

I’ve actually been in the US on holidays for the last two and a half weeks and this is the first I’ve seen of it. Having said that, yes, they are mince pies and I’m assuming you use one as a handle to eat your pizza and then eat the pie separately. I don’t care to know more. I’m a vegetarian and I stopped patronising…

And this, my friends, is why Pizza Hut continues to lose favour with Australians. It used to be all you can eat dine-in pizza buffets. And we used to love them. Now it’s this....this....I don’t even know anymore!

We don’t call pizzas “pies” in Australia. Otherwise I’m completely on board with your post.

Wait, so...does this mean fat people are being supplanted by poor people as the worlds favourite reality show freaks?

If Modcloth do copy that dress, who could blame them? It’s gorgeous. I’d wear the hell out of it and pretty much all the rest of these dresses as well. They look cool and feminine and flattering and wearable.

Righteous, even!

Exactly. I may not believe that Jesus is the son of God, but whoever attributed to him the saying, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you” was on to something. Would I like somebody to steal my shit/beat me up/harm me or my loved ones? Nope. Then I won’t entertain the idea of doing that to anybody else.…

And they act like we “godless heathens” are the ones with no moral compass. As though the mere idea that people might just act decently towards one another without the promise of eternal life in heaven or the threat of eternal damnation is impossible.

This article is beautiful. Well argued, articulate and logically presented. Which means, of course, that your detractors won’t get it at all.

I have to confess, I just don’t get the public proposal at all, regardless of where it is. Unless you know it’s something that your intended would like (and when I say “know”, I mean you’ve actually discussed it, rather than assuming) then that’s just a horrible thing to do to somebody. I had an overeager boyfriend in…

I live in Australia. This means that, a good percentage of the time, when Jez shows a clip of something really mind-blowingly cool, I get a message that reads, “This is not available”. I’ve been in the US for the last two weeks and I’ve caught Amy Schumer every single chance I could. I’m devastated that, come Friday,…

I’m just laughing hysterically that there are wankers out there who are stupid enough to shell out tens of thousands of dollars for this shit. No amount of money can buy taste or brains.

I’m in town from Australia for ten days. When I found out the day I was arriving was the last of her three shows, I was so excited it was all I could talk about for a week. Then my plane was delayed for so long, it didn’t land until after the show had begun. To say I’m gutted is the understatement of the year.

Right? If they can’t deal with figuring out how that translates, maybe they’re not fit to be holding down a job.

I have a friend who had been on the pill since her second child was born. She suffered from various ailments, including a double hernia. When the second child was 17 years old, she went to the doctor to discuss surgery for her hernia, only to find she was 8 months pregnant. She’d been having irregular periods (she was…

I identify as demisexual pansexual. This is not something I care to broadcast because I really can’t be arsed having to then explain what that means to people who don’t understand that the spectrum is a whole lot bigger than just gay, bi or straight. So I just have to put up with people constantly questioning why I…

Me either. And I bet there’s cake served at the meetings too. I love cake. Couldn’t give a crap about Dadbod.

Adding to my ever-increasing, “Must Do While I’m In the U.S.” list: visit 24-hour diner. I’m doing Vegas and New York. Any recommendations?