Just double checking the calendar for the 500th time this week to remind myself that this is, in fact, still 2015.

“but that’s just me being super annoyed by this whole dynamic”

I love all the whiny, “I see more women with their bags on seats.....” comments. Yeah, they don’t notice the manspreading because in their world that’s just called, “Sitting”. Entitled douches.

Wow, she’s lucky she’s still alive. I inadvertently stood on the wrong side of the escalator the first time I rode one in London and literally got shoved out of the road by what seemed like a wall of people with extremely pissed looks on their faces. I learned quickly. Seems like this bitch needs a lesson as well.

I don’t know this brand. Is it widely found in the US? I will be in the United States next week.

I live in Australia, which Sephora doesn’t deliver to. I love having a few drinks til I get a buzz, then going on a wild online Sephora spree, loading up my cart and then happily NOT be able to spend all the money I can’t afford.

So, I live in a country where tipping doesn’t exist, but will be in NY in a couple of weeks and was actually planning to get a manicure (my first ever). So, please excuse my ignorance, but if I did tip, would that tip go exclusively to the worker? And is there a way that I can determine whether a particular salon uses…

Me too, it’s gorgeous. Just wondering if there’s a similar colour in a cruelty-free brand.

that’s me usually too. Unless I’ve got a large glass of wine and some tunes to groove to and then it will take more than 45 minutes from start to finish, but actual time putting makeup on is probably a fifth of that! However, I only do about half the steps you do. Also, if somebody else wants to faff around on my face…

I’ve been reading Mall Makeovers avidly since they started and I’m so excited because next week I’m going to be in the US (I live in Australia) and I’ve been dying to go to Sephora and drop a large wad of my savings and this column inspired me to book myself in for a makeover while I’m there! Wow, that was a long…

I find myself, on a regular basis, taking weekend breaks from the internet and FB and any other news sources. If I don’t do this I worry that the feeling of bleakness will just take over permanently.

A guy I work with last week said to me (after discussing something we’d heard in the news), “I don’t understand why you’re so angry.”

I have never seen an episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, remain absolutely neutral about most of the family and have nothing but admiration for Bruce Jenner, but seriously, everything about Kris Jenner repels me. She seems to have no moral compass whatseover.

If I crouched in a corner shaking and saying, “No!” repeatedly from now until the day I die that would not begin to adequately show how adamantly and emphatically I DO NOT want to ever even think about fucking that icky piece of yuck.

Bow down? No. Too busy yawning.

Was coming down here to make comment on this, but of course EGR has already said it better than I could ever hope to.

Scratching “Go to a sports game” off my List of Things To Do While in the US. (jk, it was never on there anyway).

I’m getting hives reading this and also some of the comments. There seems to be some pretty high expectations regarding wedding gifts. Whatever happened to the idea that if somebody gave you a gift you were grateful and said, “Thank you”?

Oh god, it looks like somebody has ripped the poor creatures legs off. And you’re mocking it by stuffing them inside it! I can’t stop laughing. Thank you!

I dunno, both my cat and my dog would fight to the death over that brown pouffe-y thing, hideous as it is.