Thank you for this. It's so exactly what I would like to say to people, but haven't the way with words that you do. For a very long time, if I had to put a name on my sexual identity, I would automatically call myself bisexual, even though I've only had one relationship with a woman and the term itself didn't feel…

Is it possible to be vaccinated against Rand Paul?

You'd think, given that the Australian is a Murdoch owned rag and Murdoch has a face that could accidentally find itself winner of The Worlds Ugliest Scrotum title, it would be a bit more circumspect about opining on the looks of successful people who have recently passed away. You'd think. You'd be wrong,…

I'm hedging my bets on this one. I'm very excited to see an all female reboot. But I'm one of those small handful of women who found Bridesmaids completely unfunny. Like, didn't crack a single smile through the whole film unfunny.

So, I click the link. Nobody mentions that this woman's blog is called "borntobeabride"?

You totally missed the entire point of my post. In the first place, things that are designed for pregnant women are designed for, well, pregnant women! Which generally means, the same size a woman usually is, with added room around the abdomen area, where a baby is growing. Which is the exact opposite of what I am.…

The thing that pisses me off the most about having the plus-sized clothing so close the the maternity lines is that, quite often (okay, most of the time) the maternity gear is much nicer and way more fashionable than the plus-sized stuff. It's a bit of a slap in the face to me that they put so much effort into…

Isn't it wonderful that these two fine specimens of humanity have found each other and can potentially breed and raise the next generation of entitled assholes?

Read the Betty Who one again, only this time swap out the Betty Who for Betty White (as I accidentally did when I first read it) and tell me that wouldn't be the most fucked-upedly awesome thing of ALL TIME!

A question plus-sized women have been asking for a very, very long time.

I had one that was in the shape of the oven hinge. It even had the impression of the screws in it. It was a sad day when that particular scar faded.

I wish I could say that this level of stupidity really was isolated to the people of the United States. But we get 'em down here in Australia too. Stupid knows no borders.

I work in a supermarket deli. I have a customer who comes in every other week at least and always, ALWAYS, asks for a specific ham that our main competitor sells and we have never sold. And every single time, she proceeds to argue with whoever serves her that "she bought it here last week. Don't tell her we don't…

I was driving home from work one evening last year and I caught the end of an interview the radio dj was having with somebody who was a) clearly American and b) clearly a celebrity of some kind. It wasn't until the interview wound up that I realised it was Kim. And that was when it dawned on me that, for all that…

I love that Tom Cruise is considered a relatively normal human being next to Bill Cosby. :)

You are full of shit and have no idea how to make a flat white.

Nope.

A Melbourne cafe that didn't know how to make a flat white was definitely NOT a fancy place at all. Unless you were making that coffee way back in the 70's or 80's where you might possibly be allowed to get away with that shit.

This might be the only point on the issue of the flat white that we agree on.

Also the foam isn't whipped as much, so it's less frothy and it's incorporated right through the drink. And it doesn't have cocoa powder on the top.