After watching The Lego Movie 2, where the credits run with a song praising how great the credits are, I’m imagining Schwarzenegger praising the 15 minutes of the Terminator movie credits.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

If my work told me to beg for tips, I’d start panhandling out front during my shift. 

I get this with Steve and Natasha as well. He was unable to fight her, or even defend himself, to escape in Civil War. She then consigned herself to fugitive status in helping him by stopping T’Challa’s pursuit. Then they’ve been on the run together ever since. They’ve been side by side since Winter Soldier and are…

What do you mean “you people”? /s

Bon Scott approves.

Just a reminder for the complete tools out there:

I can’t wait to see Jerry Seinfeld in the new GoT season. “White Walkers but they ride on horses? What is up with that?”

Killmonger wasn’t looking for a sharing of technology any more than he was looking to restore and protect the customs and heritage of Wakanda - it was all the means to a selfish, short-sighted end, his lust for vengeance against slights both real and imagined, cloaked in a false facade of victimhood and ‘righteous’…

a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

Sorry Michael Douglas, but even if there is an ANT-MAN 3, you won’t be in it.

Get the papers

I’m gonna go get the papers

Nora is in a time loop, I am intrigued, but it will have to be pretty good to beat the Legends of Tomorrow “Hedgehog Day” episode with Zari stuck in one.

They pay homage on rainy days when Browns appear magically from the Coliseum sewer system.

To be fair, that shot of CitiField could just be any mid July game during your average Mets season. 

quoting some fantasy books is so much easier than standing up for your friend who helped you get a career

James Gunn left Marvel