I think you’re giving the Democrats too much credit, they’ll sell us out just as fast. The net netruality debate showed us where a lot of legislators interests laid.

Hooray for Jesse L. Martin’s successful recovery! 

Slightly perplexed: how is it “Jumanji 2"? Wasn’t there already a second movie, “Welcome to the Jungle”? Pretty sure by both the studio and within the film’s Alan Parrish reference, that was “Jumanji 2.” Are we now apparently being told that movie was, what, a spinoff? Does it only count as a sequel if it’s still…

What is with adding “Gate” to anything that is a debate or confrontation? It’s the last part of a hotel name. The Watergate scandal wasn’t about water or anything.
Can we please stop this and bust out a thesaurus instead of whipping a dead meme horse?

Ivanka is a sleazy con artist and career bullshitter, just like her grabby old daddy. Her creation myth is as ridiculous and false as his is too. She isn’t and never has been a real “model”, a real “businesswoman” or a “moderate and poised voice of reason” in her daddy’s obese orbit. She’s a spoiled plastic princess…

Captain America First Avenger will always have a place in my heart because it first introduced me to the enchantment that is Hayley Atwell.

The short-lived Agent Carter ABC spinoff, which kept that First Avenger tone intact, remains Marvel’s greatest TV project.

Thor was not a shitty movie.

In the words of War Machine; “BOOM! You lookin’ for this?”

I think he would punch both

Evan’s Cap is the most impressive thing about the MCU and he’s going to leave a big gaping hole once he’s gone. That he’s even able to make Captain America work is a minor miracle. He pulled off being a do-no-wrong boyscout, something that should be at best annoyingly cloying, with more depth than I ever expected.…

It really is amazing the they made an excellent Captain America movie by leaning into what makes the character distinctive, instead of avoiding it. And that seems to be the theme for all of the MCU, which is even more remarkable.

Honestly would much rather play on half dirt than turf. Turf fucking sucks

Don’t forget M’Baku, he could certainly compete with both of them in the ritual combat ceremony and more importantly he’s shown himself to be a worthy leader and protector in his own right. An event like the Snappening would certainly make the Wakandan tribes unite as never before.

I thought Spider Ham already had a theme song?

And now Quebec City gets to join Kansas City and Hamilton, ON. holding on to their dicks after building an NHL Arena with the “you’ll get a team” carrot dangling and getting left in the cold.

Now I’m trying to figure out what the “he hates these cans! Stay away from these cans!” equivalent is.

“I was born a poor blue child,”

I’m confident he hustles rookies by betting them he can’t do a pull-up.

Everything shitty in the constitution, which continues to this date, is designed around keeping racist southern shitbags in the United States.