All the problems you described for MNF apply to football as a whole. If games are on 3-4 days a week it’s not a big deal anymore.

Trump knows plenty of things:

OK, I feel like I have to make a confession here. While I love cars, I fucking hate car ownership. Every single aspect seems purposefully designed to suck the life and enjoyment out of it. Buying a car is a huge pain, with shady dealerships, hard-salesmanship from “the finance guy”, pre-optioned models and locked-in…

LEEDS!

+720

“God Bless America” is the worst because they decided to just dump the whole “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” tradition permanently in order to play a religious jingoistic song that’s hard to sing.

Rob sounds nothing like Ron.

I think that, because her work is intensely vaginal, it makes you uncomfortable.

Pictured: Lori Laughlin’s son, USC applicant

Start making a list.

Angels publicly: STOP TAMPERING

Come on, you know Trump was reading Ivanka bedtime stories - probably from Penthouse Forum while under the covers with her.

“Still alive?”

Pretty sure the optimum office food is a nice chicken salad, with a side of coleslaw, and a squeeze bottle of Miracle Whip to just pour down your throat as a chaser.  Every office should have this.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

If my work told me to beg for tips, I’d start panhandling out front during my shift. 

Bon Scott approves.

Just a reminder for the complete tools out there: