a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

Get the papers

I’m gonna go get the papers

They pay homage on rainy days when Browns appear magically from the Coliseum sewer system.

Ivanka is a sleazy con artist and career bullshitter, just like her grabby old daddy. Her creation myth is as ridiculous and false as his is too. She isn’t and never has been a real “model”, a real “businesswoman” or a “moderate and poised voice of reason” in her daddy’s obese orbit. She’s a spoiled plastic princess…

Captain America First Avenger will always have a place in my heart because it first introduced me to the enchantment that is Hayley Atwell.

The short-lived Agent Carter ABC spinoff, which kept that First Avenger tone intact, remains Marvel’s greatest TV project.

Thor was not a shitty movie.

I think he would punch both

Evan’s Cap is the most impressive thing about the MCU and he’s going to leave a big gaping hole once he’s gone. That he’s even able to make Captain America work is a minor miracle. He pulled off being a do-no-wrong boyscout, something that should be at best annoyingly cloying, with more depth than I ever expected.…

It really is amazing the they made an excellent Captain America movie by leaning into what makes the character distinctive, instead of avoiding it. And that seems to be the theme for all of the MCU, which is even more remarkable.

Honestly would much rather play on half dirt than turf. Turf fucking sucks

And now Quebec City gets to join Kansas City and Hamilton, ON. holding on to their dicks after building an NHL Arena with the “you’ll get a team” carrot dangling and getting left in the cold.

You think you could beat him off in less than 10?

I’m confident he hustles rookies by betting them he can’t do a pull-up.

Everything shitty in the constitution, which continues to this date, is designed around keeping racist southern shitbags in the United States.

I think they should have given Russell Crowe the first jab at it with Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde. There haven’t been a ton of movies about him and I think it would have been more interesting than the Mummy.

I laughed very hard at the beginning, but it was pretty far from the original in terms of tone. The original has a lot of excellent set up in editing, lots of slow comedy and some great physical humor. Paul Feig relied WAY too much on improv from a pretty talented cast. There were lots of one off jokes, and not much…

This is a shame. I am sure both teams and the NFL had staged a large amount of equipment at the Azteca. Now it’ll all have to come back across the border. For efficiency’s sake, can we assume they’ll caravan?

Or the name of Ring of Honor inductees for UC Santa Cruz.