I’ve seen a lot of silly question here, but the bowling one is one of the worst. Saying that bumpers would help you to 300 would be like saying that training wheels would help you win the Tour de France. Makes that little sense.

I don’t think my intervention over how much I use the word “Fuck” is going to go well at all.

WTF with that list? No bubblegum AND anti cinnamon? NOPE.

*Ejects waiter*

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

I was confused as to how he got into this, but he can sling a ball quite well.

The baseball Adam Jones is going to overtake Tool Adam Jones as the best Adam Jones if Tool doesn’t get their crap together and finally release a new album some time soon.

Philadelphia is cold and ugly, and he was scared as hell.

Hopefully Adam Jones doesn't get called a tool or swept up in Baltimore's undertow.

He is in the running for best Adam Jones in the world, but its a tight race.

Have you ever fucking been to California? I’ve read this perverse right-wing extremist version of it before and it’s complete bullshit. And if you say, “I know it’s like this because I live there” then Alabama or Mississippi will be happy to have you.

Shame to not see Baltimore on that list. We could really use a team.

Gotta say, buddy, that not mentioning any catch-phrases from the greatest hoops announcer of all time, Chick Hearn (and it’s not even close), was an error. The dude invented terms like “dribble-drive,” “airball,” and “slam-dunk” (or, as Chick would say, “SLAAAAAAM-DUNK!”). Leaving out his “this game’s in the…

I don’t mind your cynicism about sports offering forgiveness so long as you’re sufficiently talented. I do mind your assumption, based merely on a guilty plea, that you have all of the facts, such that a denial of a prosecutor’s narrative is outrageous. You might be right, I’m not sure, but as others have noted,…

LOL. Babe Ruth was a straight up monster. Bad ass pitcher turned bad ass hitter. He would tear up the league in any era,integrated or not.

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Mexican soccer players = sanctions

“Mijo, you can’t fool me. I’ve got kids from three different families that are older than you.”

This is what happens when you let women drive.

Nobody fucks with Dejesus