Swastika on the left forearm. SS on the right. So, he’s pretty good people on both sides. Both sides.

Yeah, it’s much more fun to debate all-time teams (Magic-Michael-LeBron-Tim-Kareem, of course) and top fives at any position than just the GOAT. Not that I don’t have an opinion on LeBron v. Michael, but having the argument without even mentioning Bill or Magic or Kareem or Wilt is kinda silly.

pausing for salat al-zuhr prayers during Ramadan.

The Blue Jays are a .500 team in a division stacked with two world beating Goliaths. If they promote Vlad Jr. this season, at 19, all they’ll really accomplish is ensuring that he’ll be able to walk as a free agent after his age 25 season.

Yeah, but it’s hard to field with a parrot on your arm.

It’s so weird that the guy most likely to kill someone with a pitch has the same last name as the only guy to ever die from a pitch.

Ain’t that the truth. I’ve been on this family of websites for almost a decade leaving thoughtful comments and not being a dick and I’m only out of the greys in 3-4 sites. Not sure what you have to do to get noticed and approved or why it even happened in the places where it has.

I hockey player would take 105 mph to the side, rub some dirt on it, and not even take their base.

Once the pitcher is on the mound with the ball and ready, the ump will point at him and yell, ‘play!’ So this was kind of dumb on Beltre’s part. Everyone knows how it works.

This never would have happened at SkyDome.

What the fuck are you on about? Plop plop fix fix? Are you mental? That sounds awful as the money shot unless you hare facing away from her and repairing something at the same time.

The only appropriate butter from the top take I will allow for is if you have a whole mess of grilled corn ready to eat. Rolling the hot corn on top of the Butter is very satisfying as it is the only way to ensure complete butter saturation.

If you could only play commercial jingles while getting it on, what would be your go-to to create the sexiest vibes?

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

They peed on his fuckin’ rug.

They peed on his fucking rug.

They peed on his rug?

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

Sa-Da-Tay

Pretty sure it’s pronounced Poo-tea-tang.