Because the KC area has it’s own brand of special. My cousin has tales of some guy he knows/knew who used to, maybe still does, steal live power lines.

I understand Warners wouldn’t give Scott much budget unless he tied Prometheus back to Alien.

There’s already talk in KC about returning to a downtown stadium.

Jesus, you hockey players on the ball field are the worst. There’s one on tonight’s team. I can’t understand how he doesn’t seem to know the difference between grass & ice or ball & puck.

As a child of the 70s and 80s, this is not normal for a KC summer. Granted, there were 30 years of being lost in the weeds, distorting the view.

Maybe in this specific case the player highlighted has always come off as an asshole even when he was good?

Yes, Ryan was an advocate for the ‘bow tie’ for ‘reasons’. Although, according to the story I read, you are wrong about Ventura v Ryan. Several years ago, I remember an article about that, um, fight. Ventura challenged Ryan after the HBP because the White Sox had been getting repeatedly drilled (something like five…

I thought that was Moises Alou.

Although I respect your opinion, I believe you are wrong. I can copdust/driveby the dugout. I can dose the umpire when he’s being shitty, and I can distract the hitter before coming back to the plate to assault the other catcher and continue to keep the umpire in line. And... all that is before I can get on the bases…

Both my sisters do this. Especially the one who loaded up on education and became a dentist.

It’s you’re fault you’re bitching about that club. If you’d have shown up closer to when your friends set time is, your specific problem is solved. Also, that club has some shitty policy/people if it takes 30 minutes between sets and bands can easily talk the sound guy into extra time. All. Your. Fault.

Yes, maybe. At least now, in adulthood, I can pick up all my shit which is still on my property. The weather from my childhood means your shit could have gained counties of range, and the house still collapsed when the main beam was ripped out and dropped on my neighbor’s house, killing him.

If you’re gonna list the ‘08 Phils, then you have to list the ‘15 Royals, but facts and stories...

“I’ll have a stick of Chapstick, please.”

Dog food. 5lbs a day of dog food in 3 day batches.

I’m calling bullshit on your theory. He would have been leaking that shit since the 80s.

Dammit. Tears at work while containing laughter. You two are spectacular.

“Because people are scared shitless of being killed by something they can’t control.”

Wish I could justify a regular dumping on company time. Our landlord hates people and has his corporation buy tp designed to tear apart the tender O ring. It is non-perforated 80 or 60 grit.

I’m sure there will be a Phrenologist or two which will confirm your studies.