toolsofignorance
tools of ignorance
toolsofignorance

It was the Speed of Sound tour.

I could swear he makes the approach and releases the ball. Now I have to watch it again. That’s just too bad.

Don’t forget California! We may be first on his State Enemies of the State list.

How large is that port in Dallas?

You can always bunt up the 3rd base line.

“I like rape.”

What a bizarre combination of 50's Hollywood musical, lounge singer and sexin’ up the anthem. My ears don’t hurt, but they aren’t sure what’s going on.

Forgive me, but what I believe you meant was “for their PROFIT.”

Damn. That’s worse than paying for soda in Oakland’s clubhouse.

Jameson is the only alcohol which has made me want to fight someone, and I was with friends having a good time. Normally, I’m happy drunk and didn’t understand the people who claim (insert violence inducing alcohol here) caused them problems. I do now. Thanks Jameson.

Or maybe the Experience. Oh, or how ‘bout the Dreamboat Annie’s?

Any national/worldwide corporation could agree to be party to a regional endorsement with understanding to go national or bigger upon success to help pay talent outside of the collective agreement. Kinda like relievers signing contracts with clauses based on being a starter.

Doesn’t look very bowl efficient.

Doesn’t look very bowl efficient.

Nothing to do with the actual game... These new uniforms look like the fellas should be in a high school gym class scrimmage.

Also confused, but both confused me. About 15 years ago, DO of any kind made me break out and have itchy pits. That technique is but a vague, bong resin blocked memory.

And only have a three touchdown lead in the third.

It’s called tradition. College football thrives on it. I’m 46 and only have a vague recollection of KU being decent for only a year or two in my life time. (dating back to the ol’ Big 8) What separates OU(Nebraska) from a good football team? Kansas.

Is that like the Oscars? One big, industry only (but no below the line people/plebs invited) circle jerk to feel good about some work you turned in this past year.

Too bad the undercover didn’t have a brain installed to understand your overpriced beer pays more of his salary than taking a free ride only to end up where you started. The proper response is, “By all means, please enjoy your beer. You can overpay for another and watch more people because I’d like to put my kid

How’s “down behind the Orange Curtain” work for you?