Lebowski would have loved to be a participant.

This is easily solvable. Screw in the long cleats and keep playing football.

Toronto is good at both!

Learned our lesson years and years ago. We own the North’s water!

Elvis too.

Wrong answer. No horror. No harm. You’ve already eaten, and unless your friends’ sir name is Griswold, they use soap and water to wash dishes. You’re ‘whatever’ is misplaced here.

Does that make the rest of us boleo slices uncertain?

Is it really a job unless it was completed? Otherwise, you would have gotten jobbed, but not a blow job. There is an agreement of services rendered. 

Ham is the only strong point in your counterpoints. And the cookies. Just about any day will work for those.

Exactly. Every 5-10 years I hear my parents grumble about how half or more of their retirement has disappeared because of, fuck, who knows what this time? Why do I want to participate in a system this fucked up?

Money comes and money goes...

What’s a CFP? Certified Financial Pirate?

*Reads article “How to get over your fear of investing”, gets to header: ‘Don’t Follow Investing “Tips”’. Says out loud, “For fuck’s sake. Why did I bother reading this? Back to fuck this investment shit.”

Not Catholic maybe?

Jesus. I can count the weddings I’ve been to since college on one hand. Yup... four. Almost forgot about my cousin’s shotgun wedding. Did forget about my sister’s wedding until now. Five, and still on one hand. Can’t see how I’m getting to six, and don’t really want to.

Fuck black friday. Such a shitty thing doesn’t deserve a proper name. Don’t participate, won’t ever participate. I barely participate in the shitty holiday this is suppose to be for. Can’t wait for 12/26!

Graduated to ABC’s GMA. Or demoted. Depending on point of view.

Lebowski is 3 months now. He’ll be spoiled rotten. At least as rotten as the violence which escapes his ass.

I didn’t see any mention of the harsh, cold winds.

Maybe he was on the grassy knoll.