Then the owners would have to share that money with the players by contract. How will they ever afford another meal if the salary cap is raised?

Their team colors reflect that same loss. Times two. Basically, the whole team is an apology from MLB to NYC.

But it’s not corporate free. The Yankees are the most corporate of corporate baseball teams.

If you’re gonna use that line of reason, maybe the entire Olympics should be called off since it seems like most of humanity has been unrelenting assholes at one point or another.

Fuck off with your NASCAR bullshit. Turning left while wasting fast amounts of dollars to do so is NOT a sport.

I’m guessing that means returning as a late 20s single lady ready to play 10 toes up, 10 toes down.

Horse people have rodeos they can join up with, but I will hasten a guess this version of horse people look right down their noses at cowboy horse culture. Fucking elitist assholes.

Konerko Getz (Rusty) Kuntz!

My uncle Ed was drafted to serve in Vietnam. Took his letter to the Army recruitment office and told them if he was to serve, it would be with the Marines. The recruiter pointed out the date on the letter and told him if he wasn’t signed up with the Corps by that date, he would be in the Army. When he got on the bus…

For the next 8 years he’ll be going all the country talking about how the election was stolen from him and how terrible a job Hillary is doing running the country.

Great. Instead of shoving only the shit I need into my pockets and walking freely, I’m obligated to (first buy/waste funds on) carry a useless bag of air around which will be forgotten somewhere at some point leaving all of the few things I only needed an extra pocket for. Great solution Big Backpack.

We called this “top tube” a “nut bar”.

Deserve has nothing to do with it.

I didn’t look that close. Jesus is on the list?

You mean ‘showing UP the umpire’.

Being in Kansas, it is either wind assisted or hampered.

Apparently you haven’t ever dealt with the wind in Kansas.

Yes. Welcome to the U.S.A.!

Wasn’t Toradol the same thing which took down one of the Red Sox pitchers a couple of seasons ago due to stomach bleeding due to the team policy of injecting (at least the starting) pitchers after a game to help with inflamation?

I mean, like, you know?