Who’s that guy? No, not the little boy in the skirt, but the pedo behind him.

No. You don’t. I moved to LA 25 years ago and just can’t wear a Dodgers hat. Even after 25 years I still can’t. Even with friends constantly reminding me the Royals were worse than single-A teams for most of those years. Funny, how I don’t hear their shit any longer.

Until California shows up from the west or Texas from the south.

I thought you passed away Buck.

Why the fuck would we want to do that? Forget the weather... Especially now that the formerly great state of Kansas is now known as Brownbackistan?

Boston chooses navy and red because the Red Sox trump all. Or so I’ve heard. Oh, and history. Oldest franchise in the city, yada-yada, blah-blah.

One of your peninsulas will be called ‘Wisconsin’ before you can finish the Battle of Toledo. California also has literal generations of Rock Star VD to deploy. We collectively yawn at your biological weapons.

Just with M or all of our gangs put together? Do we get to add in former military for ‘trigger men’ with our street level enforcers?

Only referencing one sport... disqualified.

Up to 40 grit.

Do you always store 80 grit sandpaper in your pussy? Get over yourself. Then get some drugs and enjoy yourself. For once.

Hezeus Christos man! The ‘joke’ is he will fit in on the Pirates team with only one eye...

Apparently not. First I’ve heard of them not being professionals.

Don’t you know, Congress has to pass laws in order to understand what the law actually says/means?

The independent leagues are the minor leagues. They just aren’t contractually affiliated with any MLB club.

I don’t. I have a problem figuring out how large her ball-gag will need to be because I don’t think there are ear plugs/muffs effective enough to keep me from hearing her ‘ideas’.

I’ve got Beeber in our office ghoul pool. Here’s hoping for an unseen concussion from this scrap taking him out!

Don’t accuse someone of hating you because their music is challenging. Tool hates the record companies.

The Padres?

If you can hit the middle of a falling pipe, you can hit a glove!