U2. The worst, most popular band of all time.

That spelling is saved for lazy, beer swilling couch potatoes.

It more than likely keeps the players constipated. Since they’re bound tighter than Dick’s hatband, I doubt they’ll actually have a reason to expose themselves.

Good. Then fuck off.

Wouldn’t he be hanging onto spunk?

Is that what he’s calling his man-boobs these days?

The conservatives are going to spend a few tens of millions dollars building a special housing area for her at Leavenworth, complete with separate shower and toilet facility building from the cell, a couple of acres for outdoor exercise and a modern indoor weight room and gym for those crappy Kansas weather days. Once…

Two hour drive to the airport can be achieved in LA on a what should be normal 45 minute drive. I contend it does not take two 12 hour drives to get to the middle of your Little Island (heard Churchill call it that in a famous speech, so I capitalized it to not appear snarky) from the southwest coast, nor another two…

Best commentary I’ve ever heard!

He’s already played Superman. Sorta.

Hard to beat that commentary.

And neither do we have to shut it. Constitutional rights and shit involved here working for us too. Fuck the Yankees on general fanatic supporting another team in the league principle. And also fuck ‘em for being complete douche bags to their own fans.

No parenthesis makes it punnier.

I don’t think two chicks would do a guy like me unless I had a million dollars.

Be fair... Sometimes it’s hand-off ball!

Baseball fans know they never really had much to work with over the years. Even us Royals fans during the dark times felt bad for what looked like the lack of support from ownership. At least our owner was dead and the team placed in a trust for the better part of a decade. Before that, our drug dealing owner…

Sea World sucks ass. And smells like it.* It should go out of business.

Don’t forget the pickles!

Maybe because the SF Giants only had a small collection of NL Champion trophies until recently. Of course, the Dodgers barely had squat until just before they moved west. Lots of years of rotating names and doormat status.

Fuck her! Especially after two years.