I don’t know about an execution unless you’re talking about strangling yourself to death with that arm hole with exact execution.

Honor your Mom and make that split pea soup!

“I’m as liberal as the next media dipshit, but I ain’t voting for no hippie.” Um... rules of English dictate you will be voting for a hippie.

Called ‘dynamic pricing’, or something similar, during baseball season. You know, because owners don’t print enough money from normal pricing.

Do you have no adrenaline in your body? Damn.

Still working for Terry Bradshaw, why not Peyton?

I thought he was rolling a joint.

You sure it wasn’t a bunch of goofballs who’ve never been on the floor of a GA show before? My experience from the audience side is a bunch of people bailing during the first song because they had no idea the way a pit works. If you are smaller and in the scrum, the stage and your security pit is about the only place…

Yes. We know. Sarcasm isn’t really new.

To fuck, of course. Fisting can get old fast. Not enough nerves in the knuckles. And probably to waive that monster in everyone’s face since he’s the devil.

Yeah. I thought those fellas sold crank. I don’t recall buying from those guys when I was buying flowers.

CUP. That’s the word you’re looking for. After taking a line drive off the chin while pitching slow pitch, I refuse to take the field without the boys/junk/cock ‘n’ balls stuffed inside a armadillo shell.

Or maybe just work on one of these style of arsenal ships. It seems to be dual purpose so the Pentagon can save some dollars there.

Lighten up Fireman Francis. Garbage truck explodes in Jersey. No one was hurt. The jokes wright themselves. Therefore: time to be punny while throwing around blatant stereotypical generalities about the locals reinforced many multiple times by Scorsese himself and the entertainment media in general and have a little…

What’s film? For that matter, what’s tape?

Why make it so hard? Just press your junk into the wet clay. Beginnings of written history dick pic. Done and done.

This is why the general populous thinks NASCAR fans are just dumb. Baseball has no clock (except for the 2 minutes between half innings due to the broadcasters demands to put commercial breaks between half innings). Football, hockey, basketball, football played by the rest of the world along with rugby, AFL and others…

How do you know what’s cool when you’re advertising for “Chevy” or “Herbalife” or “Pimps n Hoes R Us” more prominent than the team? Every time I tune into Fifa Football, I think I’m watching some corporations factory team playing.

You are so correct DJ MC. Lack of self-awareness is an absolute gift. The opposite is curse-level. I remain in the latter.

Part of the Cord Cutter cadre here... When their app showed up on the appleTV, I was thrilled. Then the app wanted a code from my cable TV provider or $15 per month to watch the same palette of shit folks paying way too much for cable get for $6.41 per month. Not very equitable for this prospective viewer. ESPN can…