Lest you think we don’t have such crap in this country, here’s a list of the shit I heard and read on magazine covers when I was pregnant:

I am literally un-greying you so you can explain your statement that she was brought up in a Latinx community. Please provide details and sources for your statement.

It’s for sure impeachable conduct, almost surely illegal, and absolutely nothing will happen, at least not in the next couple weeks.

My mom bought me a really nice kid’s dictionary when I was a kid. One time, I was reading some version of the Pied Piper, I came across the the word “plague,” which I had never seen before, and I asked her what it meant, and she pointed me to the very nice dictionary she had brought me, and told me to look it up…

Teaching her how to do something can simply mean, you know, just showing her how to use a can opener. It takes 10 seconds and is a great lesson. In fact, no joke, I remember when my own dad showed me how to open a can of diced tomatoes. Guess what, it worked, because afterwards I always could open cans and am now a…

I ain’t no watcha call pro-fessional parent, but seems ta me....if yer youngin can’t cypher out how ta use a can opener in like...I dunno...five er ten minutes, perhaps a lil bit of instruction might be a more helpful way of teachin’ a skill. But hell....maybe that kinda child-rearin’ would put us on the path ta…

You guys, you HAVE to listen to Trump’s audio call with the Georgia Secretary of State. It is an hour of torture, but yet affirmation.

What a nightmare, and as I was having doubts about being childfree by choice, now that I’m 39, the pandemic made me realize I made the right choice. My job can’t be done from home, and I’m glad I still have one. I knew things were unequal before and the struggles of childcare, but it’s so much worse now.

I was raised to believe that if you weren’t in school or at work, you were lazy. My parents (Depression-era, born and raised in poverty) never took sick leave even when they were sick. I was in the hospital as a kid, and they still went to work. They missed every school play, recital, spelling bee, science, fair,…

Dominic West is a defeated man.

This suggests that — at least now — it may be not at all mutual.

That whole Elle article was just a list of red flags and him priming her to accept being manipulated by him.

Pretty sure this is one of those relationships that happen when you romanticize the joker and harley quinn.

Once upon a time, my best friend (a guy, completely platonic) got married. Then I got a real, grown up job. These unrelated events found me trying to catch up to years of generous gift giving from a guy who had a real grown up job for a lot longer. (He got me my first vibrator, which I know seems to make it seem not…

Lots of people in my family don’t celebrate Christmas, so I sorta forget that people I rarely see might think of me when buying gifts. Every December when my friend group gathers to go to the theater for whatever Star Wars movie is happening, people start handing me small gifts that they obviously put some thought…

(Last time this was done heaps of people posted about shitty gifts they’d received, not that they’d given, which is interesting too but not the same thing. Read the header, this is about personal embarrassment today, people!)

I’m not proud, but this is anonymous so...

Wait it’s it’s just a fucking OnlyFans account? So it doesn’t even have the thin veneer of “but it’s illegal” to pretend this remotely matters?

The only way a story like this should EVER be told is to keep the paramedic anonymous and frame this as a story that shows how SHITTY the pay for EMT’s is. Jesus christ. 

Charles, real and fictional, is such a worthless weenie, oh my god.