I don’t know what California parole boards are like, but parole boards in general are pretty strict about ever recommending parole. Parole is just not something that is granted cavalierly. So my guess is that this is not about a person who was locked up in her 20s, for a murder she committed when she was 19, and who…

Tacky.

Every time I look at Jeffree, all I see is a low-budget, femme Marilyn Manson. There’s nothing - not one thing - attractive about that dead-eyed, slack-jawed glare. (Dare I say he might be prettier if he smiled?)

It’d be difficult to see how much pink presumably factors into the decorating scheme and NOT see shades of Delores Umbridge.

What are the odd she just goes back to New York in mid-December and refuses to engage with anything involved in the transition?

It’s not throwing money away if it works for you.  

LMAO the “outdoor wood-burning furnace” does not adequately convey central heating. Did he buy a cabin in the mountains and expect it to be a 4-season house? These people really have no idea about basic living conditions in the climate in which they appear to actually live in. And yes, grass and trees grow and you…

Not a movie, but I just finished reading “Written in the Stars” by Alexandria Bellefleur, and it’s pretty much that—a queer Thanksgiving/Christmas romcom where everybody’s out. The family drama isn’t about the two main characters being gay women, it’s about familial relationships (parent/child, sibling). It was…

All I want for Christmas is an LGBTQ+ movie without a coming-out plotline.

It’s a cute holiday flick.

I have leaned really heavily on romance (ok, technically fanfic, but I only read the risque stuff, no tame Gen fic for me thx) during this pandemic because I have needed some guarantee of a happy ending. The fact that these authors raised $400K in three weeks is incredible, as all eyes focus on Georgia for the next…

Many people underestimate romancelandia

I think the abortion part is just to highlight the disconnect between preventing an unwanted birth and conceiving through non-traditional methods. Like when insurers won’t cover contraception but will cover viagra.

Given that wreath, I think it’s your own mausoleum. Don’t want to be interred with the poors

Anyone else feel nauseous?

Shit, I was not actually prepared for that. I think it may be the fugliest interior design I’ve ever seen- and I frequent McMansion Hell. Even minus the mounds of ugly Christmas crap, you can still tell there’s a nightmare underneath. The fake flowers/plants alone.

Just a note, to stop this from spreading further through the internet, this isn’t Brian Krebs of Krebs on Security. They’re unrelated. Since Brian is so famous in cybersecurity, and this guy works in cybersecurity, a TON of people I’ve seen online assumed it was the same person (myself included until I checked).

that children’s television peaked with Muppet Babies and will never be as good again.

If anyone is curious about the pig couch’s scale.

Look, as a lesbian who can’t bring her girlfriend home for the holidays, I am absolutely being pandered to. And I am HERE for it. I plan on sobbing my eyes out and watching this like... as many times as possible this year.

Also, Tegan and Sara wrote a Christmas song for the soundtrack.

People on the internet are…