tookiedelacreme
tookiedelacreme
11/20/19
2:27 PM
89

That’s not the point at all. It’s that all of us are already carrying a certain amount of emotional burden on any given day. There is nothing narcissistic to recognize their are moments in which we don’t have the bandwidth to safely carry other people’s. Read more

11/20/19
1:44 PM
25

Kondo was never about minimalism, she was about decluttering and reexamining your habits. If one good knife is better than buying a shitty one, then replacing it 6 times without throwing the old one(s) away until you have 7 shitty useless knives, then ot makes sense to me that she would sell one good knife Read more

11/19/19
2:17 PM
53

Pop corn. Getcher pop corn here. Can’t enjoy your internet drama without your pop corn. Just ten cents a bag and that’s cuttin’ me own throat.

11/19/19
2:14 PM
20

Woo! Four characters genderbent and two racebent! This show is going to turn out to be something very, very interesting. Read more

11/13/19
10:15 PM
580

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it! Read more

11/13/19
4:11 PM
240

Look, this is why this shit is a big deal. YA novels aren’t some kind of frivolous bullshit that isn’t worth reading because they aren’t The Great American Novel. If you’re at a university to challenge yourself academically, the Common Read isn’t the only place you can do that, and telling everyone that you joined a Read more

11/12/19
2:38 PM
218

The meltdown over ‘ok boomer’ has been so delicious to this millennial. HOW MANY YEARS of shitty op-eds have there been about how bad millennials supposedly are, vs. how long it took for boomers (or the ones with media platforms) to lose their minds over one teen meme? Big sensitive hypocrites.

11/11/19
2:18 PM
130

Why did the 90's not get an illustration? Are we just expected to go look up YouTube videos of Lisa Loeb and mentally place them in the article?

11/11/19
11:32 AM
132

Tom died in a car accident and wouldn’t you know, Kate received a heart transplant. The heart was Tom’s. Last Christmas, he gave her his heart. Read more

11/6/19
2:14 PM
40

Here in KCMO we overturned a city hall action renaming our Paseo Boulevard after MLK. This will seem like we have gone backwards, but in effect, the city had pushed the rename thru against a few operational ordinances and the purpose of the name change (it bears mentioning that we were one of the last major cities Read more

11/6/19
8:44 AM
18

Excellent book? I don’t think we read the same thing. I remember RPO being a long series of “Hey, remember this thing from the 80's” with flat, stereo-typed characters, and a holy-shit level deus ex machina at the end. Read more

11/5/19
11:20 PM
14

Aside from Supaidaman, here are some other Spider-heroes they should use:

11/5/19
12:58 PM
13

A true panserbjørne makes their own armor from sky-iron. It is the equivalent of their soul, their daemon. As far as how they put it on, I guess they kinda shimmy into it. Trust me it’s cool.

11/4/19
8:50 AM
6

If they don’t do a tribute to the greatest scene in history I will riot!

11/2/19
2:50 PM
69

I wish things would go back to how they were when I spent my evenings (I live in europe) going back and forth between splinter, jezebel and gizmodo, hoping for new content and notifications that someone replied to my post. Instead of how it is now, surprise and mild disbelief that jezebel is still up and most comments Read more

11/1/19
8:21 PM
55

One of my friends was selling tickets for a booze cruise just about a week before Halloween. He told me it was a costume party. It was like $35. All you can drink for 3 hours. So we figured we would go as Skipper and Gilligan. I was Skipper. He was Gilligan.
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