tookiedelacreme
tookiedelacreme
9/12/19
1:03 PM
2

I also thought Pink was black when There You Go came on the radio the first few times. I didn’t realize she wasn’t until I saw a music video or picture.

9/11/19
8:13 PM
90

Children don’t need night time skincare routines. Which is probably why that appears so fake. Lol.

9/11/19
2:34 PM
57

How could you not post the actual video for “And THAT, Marjorie, just so you will know, and your CHILDREN will someday know, is the NIGHT. THE LIGHTS. WENT OUT IN. GEORGIA!!!” ????

9/6/19
3:38 PM
8

Thank you, I love to optimize and just often neglect lunch optimization

9/5/19
9:28 AM
65

Oh absolutely a curled up protective cover that’s peeling back - but why in god’s name would you keep it on at that point? Replace the damn thing, lady.

9/3/19
1:19 PM
33

I wonder if Waititi is intentionally moving like Charlie Chaplin — especially in the scene where he kicks aside a chair. If I’m not reading too much into it, it’s such a great reference to the Great Dictator.

9/3/19
11:19 AM
66

“You’re a ten year old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.” That’s basically every human, and we need to provide better clubs for people to be a part of.

8/29/19
10:53 AM
1

Yeah, I actually agree with Jackie that I'm not getting traptorial vibes from either of these. They're similar...but different.

8/28/19
12:32 PM
17

In Before All The “Why Do People Care About This, ect”.

8/25/19
4:42 PM
200

I don’t believe that older women are worthless. I’ve never thought that.

8/23/19
7:04 PM
63

He gave me a grocery/drug store bouquet on the first date that I then had to carry around like some bargain basement Miss America. I don’t like cut flowers because they remind me of hospitals, funerals, and death in general, but that it was a cheap ass bouquet accented by plenty of Gerber daisies that I couldn’t

8/23/19
7:00 PM
62

Height. I know this is super common, but holy shit people flip out on me for this one. And anyone on an app knows that men all post their heights with passive aggressive messages. I was explaining this to a friend of mine who is 5’5 ish and her hubs is 6 feet. She said I’m being picky for wanting to date someone

8/23/19
6:35 PM
260

This one is easy: Treating servers\retail people\delivery people...anybody who serves the public...like personal servants to be insulted and abused. I don’t care how nice you may be to me. If you can’t treat another human being who is doing an often thankless job with common decency, that to me signals a serious

8/23/19
6:13 PM
298

Dumped a guy over his heavy Boston accent. I just couldn’t handle the way he would talk during sex, saying “Oh my gawd, ya tits are ahwsome!”. It was like banging Ted.

8/21/19
1:26 PM
119

If the Queen is willing to support her son, who associated with a known sex offender and pedophile, and she is, her support negates every other PR move she has ever done to make her and her family seem more “modern.” (They’re really not.)

8/20/19
9:46 PM
26

I would totally move there, except not enough bathroom in that big house

8/20/19
9:45 AM
88

Actually (pushes glasses up) that’s geekdom - becoming really obsessed with a subject, usually a pop culture related one. Nerdom is more academic.