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Yeah, it's like his whole pelvic area is fused.

It is incredibly sweet.

I was gonna snark about the fancy chair and the absurd habit we now have of recording every second of our lives, but her reaction is so genuine and sweet that I have tears in my eyes and just cannot say anything but awwwwww. And now I want to go home and hug Tonya, my childhood teddy (who maybe/ maybe not/ definitely

This is way better than a sex tape.

I read the bit about Kristen Bell boycotting magazines that go after celebrity kids - Didn't bother with the rest - so no, not too weird.

No, I don't think there's any responsibility on the part of parents. I think the responsibility is on the rest of us to act like fucking adults and leave the kids alone.

The photographing of celebrity children for profit is illegal in the U.K, which I think is wonderful. I've seen so many pictures of children looking terrified as their parents take them through a swarm of paparazzi.

Macklemore isn't getting trashed simply because he is white, he's getting trashed because he's white AND mediocre, and that alone is enough to win every major award in a predominately black genre.

I'm calling it right now! The sequel is a year or two from now, and the school decides it's stupid to fund two whole acapella groups, so they make them join into one group. Becca and Jesse are still dating, and they decide to co-captain. But they disagree about many things, and this puts a strain on both their

"Man Plots To Make His Daughter Cry 800 Times."

Maybe she was singing, but it's clear that what we were hearing was a "sweetened" performance with overdubs of her own pre-recorded vocals. Which is fine, I just prefer to hear singers live and spontaneous—I think it's a truer measure of their talent.

Eh. I'd rather listen to one minute of Carole King and Sara Bareilles actually singing and playing their instruments than ten minutes of Pink lip-syncing in the air.

This is somewhat relevant here: a truly fascinating look by the NYT at how we deal with psychopaths and diagnosing children. There are studies that show you can see signs of psychopathic tendencies in kids as young as 3, but there has also been a general consensus that since we consider psychopathy to be basically an

HA! Opened Buzzfeed just to try it out, and it turned "21 Ways You Know You're a British Jew" into "Inane Listicle of 21 Things You've Already Seen Somewhere Else Only British Jews Know to Be True."

Yet again Jezebel is partaking in these antics. Calling a boy a girl because he may seem or act effeminate is not okay. I see this shit all over the Internet from 12 year old boys who think that insulting Justin Bieber* and calling him a woman, or gay, or a fairy, etc. makes them somehow more macho. I really didn't

It took my FOREVER to find one that didn't make me want vomit up my uterus.

I love OvuView. My husband desperately wants me to switch to iPhone, and I told him it's not even a consideration until they have OvuView.

That's the only app for which I've ever paid for the upgrade—I think I tried everything on Google Play and the Apple app store before settling on OvuView. Seriously great.

Counterpoint: Castle has been just fine since Castle and Beckett got together, and the ratings aren't substantially lower. My theory why that works is that there's a lot of other things going on in the show - crimes to solve, family members to appease, coworkers who have their own lives.

Atlanta! There are lots and lots of great things in my city. And Paris on Ponce is one of the best and most fun. It's a huge space with all kinds of strange treasures and curiosities. Their instagram is great too.