Haha, that's true - no tauren yet! I'm trying to think which princess I would most like to see as a tauren....

I was coming here to say just that! This new Kinja is AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The apocalypse looks like the white of the Kinja preview.

I'll watch anything Allison Janney's in once. She's fucking GREAT.

Did you see that list of actors?!?

Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

The minute I start trying to count calories for ANY reason, I go right back to anorexia. My doctor asked me to keep a food journal and I had to call her three days later to say, "I started starving myself again so that's not going to happen SORRY."

Legalize it.

I was going to say something very similar.

Real talk: I was raped at this school, many years ago now. I dropped out not long afterward. I never once considered reporting it - the culture of victim-blaming was that high. People stereotype the U of C as a nerdy, virgin-filled school, and the nerd part definitely has a bit of truth. But the frats there are…

/obligatory

Just do what I did and get her what every girl wants for Valentines Day. A vibrator!

I wait until they release movies of a book (HINT VAMPIRE ACADEMY) and then download all the series on my kindle when they inevitably put the books on sale the month before the movie comes out (Vampire Academy, Beautiful Creatures, etc.) and then binge read. I also did this with True Blood (there seems to be a theme…

I would love a parody commercial of dumb jewelry stores about going to PP to get tested and free condoms. That is romantic, yo.

He went to Planned Parenthood. <3

Why wasn't she just sent home on the next flight to London? Even people who are found to be violation of their immigration status aren't usually thrown in prison. They're usually just deported to their home countries.

This is from the NYT obit and it literally made my jaw drop...

Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't even worth the time to explain to you, but let's try anyway, shall we? You're determined to put me in a box before even recognizing the problem with everything you're saying is fantastically cruel in its oversimplicity.