But you cheat on her and talk shit about her on the internet? What a great husband you are.

This is my absolute favorite response yet. Yeah, I'm such a narcissist (do you know what that word actually means?). I'm sooo narcissistic that I put a link in the original comment that if people had clicked, probs would have explained the BSC joke. I'm such a narcissist that I was totally polite to the first…

Weird peripheral story: I know a family that knows Ann Martin, and she used some of their real names in the series. I was googling one of the family members the other day (I couldn't remember her job title), and discovered that there is fanfic about her. Well, not her, the character, but the character with exactly her…

I have a friend issue: this nerdy annoying girl named Mallory won't stop following me and my other friends around. We've tried to make it clear that she's fine but just not going to be accepted into our clique, but...it's not sticking. To make things more complicated, she's pretty close with this girl Jessi, who we…

We traveled in the same circles and knew some of the same people and he saw me with my girlfriends wearing a big silly bride-to-be tiara and said, "Hey. Do I know you? What's your name?" and we just clicked. I got married 7 days later. But my poor first husband wasn't that into me—it was marriage o'clock for him and I…

I was like:

God I miss JNCO's. That's been my rallying cry during this whole 90's fashion revival: wake me up when they bring back JNCO's (or Levi 55s/60s).

In July of 2012, I was enjoying my summer vacation (I'm a teacher) and was scouring the Internet for ways to indulge my healthy obsession with "The Hunger Games" book series. One evening, I stumbled upon a HG podcast and listened as voices chatted and joked about casting rumors for the second film, "Catching Fire." As…

Picture it pussycat: rural Connecticut, 1997. The local teen center was holding a punk show. I wore my coolest outfit—black Jncos and a Pink Floyd t-shirt with Doc Martens. Monsieur was wearing a black trenchcoat. I went up to him and told him I was going to flirt with him. He said okay, so I did.

I met my husband at a bar during my bachelorette party for my first marriage. (He was not a stripper, since people always ask that.) It was an awkward time in my life.

Oh yeah. "Turn over!"

I think the grossest part of this is that it's probably an elaborate marketing ploy for the sequel that is structured around the understanding that more people will pay for a porn if they can at least suspect that the woman didn't want to be there/doesn't want it to be watched.

No one has ever asked my partner who he balances his life, despite being a work-at-home Dad for over a decade and having been in charge of most during-the-day kid crisis when they were younger.

You know what's interesting about this generation of men? they also deal with the balancing of things. Most of the time it may look like giving up personal preferences (hanging out with their own friends) and working on personal projects, and then the marriage takes a hit of course.

They don't ask men because they assume the wives and girlfriends are doing all of the work to help balance. They don't assume the reverse (or the hiring of help, for single women...or hell, couples do that, too) for boyfriends and husbands. It's sexist shit from all angles.

Wow.

No. Just no. Please tell me why women need to feel guilty for having an abortion? There is no reason beyond wanting to force a certain set of ideals on women. What about the fathers? Do they have to serve the community? What about women who get abortions for medical reasons or because of incest or rape? Who gets to…

She was his long-term girlfriend's daughter and his children's sister. This wasn't just an older person dating a younger person.

It isn't an assumption. Ms Farrow explained the reason for the valentine under oath during the custody trial.

I honestly don't know how much more tamely she could have expressed her disgust and horror at the situation. Was she supposed to cross stitch a Wish You Hadn't Been A Sexual Predator on a throw pillow and then ritualistically burn the pillow before he saw it?