Ivanka is excellent Kinja?

Are we in hell? Because these two together...

They’re not saying “Boo,” they’re saying “Boo-olton!”

so, does that make him a “noracle”? “either oracle”?

Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

-1 Banana

You’d think he, of all people, would heed Nancy Reagan’s advice to Just Sano.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

nice.

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

2. Shawn Paul St. Arnaud

Yeah but if we eliminated military spending, we’d be getting rid of the nation’s largest welfare program. 

Everyone knows Pepsi drinkers are sociopaths

All he wanted was a Pepsi truck! Just one Pepsi truck! And they wouldn’t give it to him.

Apparently unpopular opinion: Being able to read what your parents/grandparents wrote on pieces of paper is a useful skill that should be encouraged.

Good god, it’s Trump face with Melania hair, and now I can’t unsee it.

Damn 39! He looks like a failed attempt at cloning Orson Welles