Shut the fuck up.

Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

“Don’t get me on politics.”

“You wanna go after someone, go after my players! Not me! I can’t take it! I’m a man, I’m 50!”

Eaux neaux

Also: What the fuck is up with all the homophobic comments in this thread against Graham? All this “Miss Lindsey” shit, etc.

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

Giannis is the gyro we need right now.

womp womp

Iowa was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

“I couldn’t make little Rondo spit for like 2 weeks!”

Not a fair comparison.  Lebron was on that roster.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

Lillard was just 2 for 8 in the first half, then hit 11 of 15 shots in the final two quarters, going 5 of 8 from 3-point territory.

This ad is ART. I love the idea of two sassy black women talking about the election and the first thing one of them brings up is Brett Kavanaugh (as a positive). The dialog ALONE is fantastic. Like a white guy who watched “Martin” 20 years ago and hasn’t seen or heard a black person since. 
“It’s almost as if the…

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

You paint with words and I wish you didn’t.

The glue was a cover so that he could molt without being discovered.

If she was raised in Kansas, she is from Kansas. We natives (in my experience) will ask one another “where are you from,” meaning “who are your people?” If anyone who is not native asks that, we will tell you where we are actually from.

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year.