I mean... he grabs the gun and the guy’s hands are neither dead nor cold. What the hell???  Tyranny!

Defensive Holding!

IMO, if you can’t charge your EV every day while it’s parked, you shouldn’t buy one.

As a 6'7 man, I suggest we burn them all at the stake, then parade their charred corpses infront of the younger generation to ensure the message is received.

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

I disagree with your assessment. Fenway is only 310 down the line and Rosario is a good 5-10 feet in front of the warning track so he might be less than 300 feet from home plate.  That would not be a sac fly to the warning track in almost any stadium.

The Incredible Machine

That’s a name that rings a bell that knocks over a bowling ball that makes a hamster run on a wheel that powers a conveyor belt that shoots a basketball into a hoop.

+1 other hitchhiker’s quote: It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

I can’t believe this video doesn’t end with Cardinal Fan leaning over to try to retrieve ball from the now-busted M light and plummeting to his demise while hold ball in air in victory.  It seemed inevitable to me that would be the Cardinal Way.  

That’s cute, clever, and fucking dope, and I’m not even a young people.

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

Also, never trust a one-way street. Drove a phone van around a couple medium-large cities for 30 years and prevented 2 serious accidents by actually looking where traffic wasn’t supposed to be coming from.

“You have to get more into my body.”

I 100% believe Ryan’ actively supports the employment of the migrants from other dimensions because his barber’s choices of hair line, hair dye, and eye brow touch up is eldritch AND abominable.

“But the plans were on display . . .”

Bone hugs in harmony.

It really doesn’t.

You should read Adam Smith, Adam Smith. He gets into this whole “you can’t be shitty” thing about 3/4 of the way through “Wealth of Nations.”