Your third bit there got me. I am finding myself in exactly that place (“Get on a different bus?”), in several respects.

70 miles one-way, for 18 months. Kansas City to Topeka.

YouTube Music is hot trash. If Google decomm’s Play (which itself is mediocre) in favor of that, they’re conceding the match.

But please God, don’t sentence him to the the Cardinals.

Bullet Journal app, into a somewhat-Bullet-ish Journal.  Can’t quit paper/pen tactility.

A: Yes.

“We are in the process of evaluating what mistakes have been made and we will own them, we will learn from them, and we will continue to strive to be better in everything we do.”

[”Trump forces himself on another underage child” joke goes here]

That vice-grip shot at the end.  Perfect capper.

It is a goddamn disgrace to not mention the burnt ends at Danny Edwards’ on the Boulevard. I would argue “Best in KC”.

Not really “cannibalism” tho

That bullshit Don Corleone bulldog “tough-guy” underbite: like every other quirk he’s tried to steal from watching “The Godfather” and thinking it’s a set of instructions rather than a cautionary tale...

The chance to ditch the Oxford Comma, for comedic effect:

Bought this the last time you promo’d it - kids and adults alike loved it.

Bought this the last time you promo’d it - kids and adults alike loved it.

Agreed.  Allah u-Akbar!

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Has he actually built anything in decades?

...Not a Fine Girl...

So one could say that his pools are “swampy” and could probably stand to be “drained”?