+1 tonsure

The big brioche

My dreams are never this structured - they always bounce around so wildly. Rarely benign though: chased by black helicopter-types (who are often people I think I know and trust in waking life) segue’ing into being on a beach with a towering tidal wave perpetually about to crest into weird sex dreams into horrific…

Saw them open for High on Fire.  Eh... they were okay.

Cletorious

...intercranial chats...

It’s also the current breakpoint for his sundowning memory.

EVERYTHING about this admin is an 80s retread.

Liberty Memorial/WWI Museum is astonishing.

Um... water is not really an electrolyte in and of itself. It can contain electrolytes (e.g., salts). Your tap water almost certainly contains some (calcium, probably). Removing the H2O might leave behind some Ca on the PCB, which in time could leave you SOL.

I’m about to be 45.  He looks like I should be calling him “Uncle Ross”.

Please don’t do this ever again.

If I have to hear one more time about how awesome (and somehow qualifying?) it is that he once played tight end for Iowa two decades ago, *I* might go into a CrossFit ‘roid rage.

Vote Spinecki 2020

Or of just having discovered that he’s been “crop-dusted”, but yours was better.

Every election cycle, “moderate” Yoder sends out ridiculous campaign mailers demonizing some brown demographic or another. Last time it was a jihadi in front of a Kansas windmill (“o noes terrrrists at Leavenworth!!!!!”); this time it’s border hordes. His opponent’s melanin content only makes it easier.

When it was time to retire my 2001 Outback, Subaru could’ve “had me at hello” had they only continued to offer the turbo option on the Legacy/Outback platform. Instead, I overpaid for a 2011 Volvo XC70 T6 because I couldn’t abide by climbing curb weights pulled by the same sub-200hp bullshit.

Same advice for international travel? I’m booking a trip out of the country, leaving Christmas Day...

Oh shit

Link/brand?

Link/brand?