We get it dude, you're a libertarian 

Not sensationalist enough. Try “Bodies found under Olive Garden”

You were wise to avoid the problematic alternate headline

Bless her.  She could have chosen an athletic endeavour as a career, but instead decided to slurve God.

SHE MUST PROTECT HIS HOUSE!

Might as well call her “Mother Mary,” 'cause that was an unexpected delivery.

How do you solve a problem like Maria’s curveball?

Regardless, she has broken with doctrine, and demonstrated comfort with using the rubber.

Oh, come on, baseball isn't that bad.

There’s the beef.

joins Kobe, starts looking for his own shot WHAT A SURPRISE

See response below!

See response below!

It’s just this little guy:

It’s just this little guy:

A Michigan State fan looking the other way as a young athlete is abused?  Not exactly breaking news.

BUT NEVER TOO MUCH MAGNESIUM. NEVER AGAIN!

Also take magnesium supplements or you’ll get hella cramps.

After a bunch of surgeries, my surgeon recommended going keto to aid healing, and avoid chunking-up while laying around recovering. I had 3 surgeries pre-keto, and 4 post-keto - the scars from pre-keto are a bit knotty and tough but the post keto ones are smooth, flexible, and were pain free almost twice as quickly as…

Knowing my parents, they give to their church... which then spends $15 million on a new church.

This is surprising:  the Nationals generally don’t let people down until October.