Maybe a nice alphabetical thing with

The Santa Ana Winds Lineup (because they blow in from the East and make everyone in LA just that much more irritated)

The Receding Hairlineup.

The Dearth Lineup

Cop finally comes and brings them out the gym to talk like it was an elementary school fight. You could tell he was blown cause his time was wasted

The Youth Are Getting Restless is one of the best live albums ever recorded.

Been doing this for awhile now with Pushbullet.  Just sayin’.

Tebow is just gonna have to Accept that he needs to learn how to deal with Balls to the Wall.

That fact that neither of them is named Michael is a disgrace

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

IT’S THE HUCKULARITY!!!

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Also, if the series goes the full allotment of games, the teams will have to play 7 games total over two weeks, i.e., 3.5 games per week. How the fuck do you play a half game?

Definitely Smashmouth.

It’s France, they’ll find a way to eat them.

good luck getting an apology. this is johnson county, the same place as the hooters incident from a few months ago. that asshole still has his job, by the way.

it was the 70s shouldn’t they have been used to furry fruit.

Boa knows baseball

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