The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is if Oliver North didn’t sell him the ammo too.

Fuckin Thanos.

I’m not an expert on Rand, but having read Anthem and Atlas Shrugged, I would say that Ryan understands her arguments perfectly.

Mash hysteria!

I don’t know, but whoever came up with that TRUSTED should be put before a firing squad.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

Yup, this will be nice. Mostly because I have a speaker that always turns on with low volume. My car’s bluetooth has super quiet volume, so I have to turn it up a lot to get sound out of the speakers that matches the radio volume. Thankfully my Anker NB10's retain the volume level so while my phone is usually ~90%…

For every good joke, there’s an equal and opposite joke.

Let’s not forget the Miami Marlins forming a pitching staff of nothing but professional bowlers.

he knows he could have found a job with his physics degree.

in Orem, Utah; El Segundo California; Perth, Australia; back to El Segundo

But did he lead off with Whoa Black Betty?

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

As a Jayhawk fan I watched this expecting Mario Chalmers. Instead I get Ali Fuckmylife from Northern Iowa against KU. PTSD.

what’s a white sox

Tom Clancy’s Gym Recon 3: Presidential Fitness

A shirtless Gronk, covered in body glitter, stands atop a Cancun balcony, staring off in the distance, as he finishes his Bud Light Lime, and mutters “Yo soy fiesta.” It is only there, above the crashing of the waves that he realizes he has no idea who he has been saying yo to, all these years.

My favorite response:

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.