I think Holiday was just distracted by that sideline bling.

Side note: Werner Herzog would make an awesome NBA commentator.

“Asshole”

Coin... tape... CD... plate... bowl... Sarah Connor... wang...

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Hey, when your team has a year like KC had last year, you don’t change anything.

“Finally, an inactivist Judge.”
- the GOP

Because they redistribute the hair (“wealth”) uniformly?

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Can’t think of anything better so just upvote this.

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

Feast Mode!

Can’t say I blame ESPN for this—what Mark Jackson has sex with is nobody’s concern.

The Fissure King

joshSmith.destroy();

What an idiot. Who starts with the tenth film in a series?

It’s both the most obvious joke and the correct one. +108 Defensive Rating

So this time he’s helping a Memphis team, rather than killing them...

Great to see Mario hit a buzzer beater that makes Memphis fans happy, its been 8 years, but the circle of life has been completed.

It must take a conscious effort for people in Memphis to not have PTSD when Chalmers attempts last second shots