So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Ah, the fickle finger (roll) of fate

I think before the NCAA royally smites Ball, they really should hear Reggis’ side.

“bearing” is the word you were looking for.

Now they know how the Carolina Panthers feel.

“Could be funnier.”

Did you just do a bump yourself? Are you this guy?

“Ha, just scrolled down to post this,” guffawed Tanny Glover wholeheartedly.

Roses are red

Dear Mr. Watt,

+ 1 Oh man, Rivers.

Cam, what is best in life?

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

That’s Three 6 Latvia to you.

You forgot to include “salvage title.”

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.